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San Francisco introduces 'Poop Patrol' to clean up after its own crappy liberal policies

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August 18, 2018, 12:56 PM
Sigmanic
San Francisco introduces 'Poop Patrol' to clean up after its own crappy liberal policies
More from the City by the Bay. Apparently dried, airborne fecal matter is also a growing concern. Great.


From the article - "Dr. Lee Riley has warned about the dangers the conditions in San Francisco are posing to the residents warning about rotavirus stating, “If you happen to inhale that, it can also go into your intestine.” The virus can be fatal."


Link - http://www.foxnews.com/opinion...iberal-policies.html
August 18, 2018, 01:04 PM
wcb6092
Sticking a band aid on an arterial laceration.


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August 18, 2018, 01:05 PM
mbinky
Reading that quote literally made me gag. What does it take? I mean really, what does it take to change peoples minds? I am a firm believer that things like this will not change until the people that advocate and implement these policies are personally affected by them.

You want gun control? I bet you wish you had one when a thug invades. You want illegals to stream in uncontrolled? Until they break into your home and ravage your family.

Until perople are affected personally they WILL NOT change their minds about the policies they advocate for.

So honestly, I wish the worst on them. Just like they wish the worst on me through their big-brother ideas.
August 18, 2018, 01:17 PM
gearhounds
They need a Poopnado!

Classic leftist ostrich-head-in-the-sand mentality. Nothing will change until people are actually dying in the streets.




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August 18, 2018, 01:28 PM
senza nome
quote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
They need a Poopnado!

Classic leftist ostrich-head-in-the-sand mentality. Nothing will change until people are actually dying in the streets.


Then, like now, they'll just blame it on guns!
August 18, 2018, 01:41 PM
YooperSigs
Hmmm.... Questions:
How do I apply to Poop Patrol?
Eligibility list?
Is there a physical agility test?
Lateral transfer? Veteran preference?
Starting pay?
How long is the Poop Patrol Academy?
How long is the Probationary period?
Will I be assigned a Poop Patrol FTO after I graduate PP Academy?


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August 18, 2018, 01:47 PM
kkina
It's getting Shitty by the Bay. Why I left.



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August 18, 2018, 03:38 PM
arcwelder
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
It's getting Shitty by the Bay. Why I left.


Didn't Otis Redding right a song about that?


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August 18, 2018, 03:43 PM
Skins2881
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August 18, 2018, 04:26 PM
erj_pilot
quote:
Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Didn't Otis Redding right a song about that?

Shittin' on the Dock of the Bay??



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August 18, 2018, 04:39 PM
bald1
And no doubt they get paid the SF minimum wage of $15/hr. Can't wait to hear they strike for improved working conditions. hahahahahahahahahaha



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August 18, 2018, 04:47 PM
SIGSense
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
And no doubt they get paid the SF minimum wage of $15/hr. Can't wait to hear they strike for improved working conditions. hahahahahahahahahaha


Then a few years down the road file for a PTSD compensation claim (Poop Traumatic Shit Disorder).
August 18, 2018, 04:56 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by SIGSense:
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
And no doubt they get paid the SF minimum wage of $15/hr. Can't wait to hear they strike for improved working conditions. hahahahahahahahahaha


Then a few years down the road file for a PTSD compensation claim (Poop Traumatic Shit Disorder).


No doubt! And the DimOfWits in Sacrapimento will ensure they get plenty of $$$$$.



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August 18, 2018, 07:14 PM
wcb6092
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
And no doubt they get paid the SF minimum wage of $15/hr. Can't wait to hear they strike for improved working conditions. hahahahahahahahahaha


Plus $250,000 a year in overtime.This is California


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August 18, 2018, 10:14 PM
TigerDore
Here's a few piles I hope they scoop up soon:





August 18, 2018, 10:15 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by OMCHamlin:
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky:
Reading that quote literally made me gag. What does it take? I mean really, what does it take to change peoples minds? I am a firm believer that things like this will not change until the people that advocate and implement these policies are personally affected by them.

You want gun control? I bet you wish you had one when a thug invades. You want illegals to stream in uncontrolled? Until they break into your home and ravage your family.

Until perople are affected personally they WILL NOT change their minds about the policies they advocate for.

So honestly, I wish the worst on them. Just like they wish the worst on me through their big-brother ideas.


I would love to see San Francisco ravaged by poop related disease...
Unfortunately, such diseases have a tendency to spread to other areas--there are things called airplanes.

flashguy




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August 18, 2018, 11:45 PM
Sig2340
In the article is a picture of a junkie passed and sprawled out on the sidewalk.

If that was in front of my $2M home, I'd think about urinating on him.





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August 19, 2018, 03:27 AM
synthplayer
I had an interesting dream last night. I dreamt there was a movie a lot like Death Wish, except Charles Bronsons' character was sniping poopers on the streets of San Francisco! The first 10 or 15 minutes of the movie the viewer watched as people had to carefully navigate their way on the sidewalks through piles of poop everywhere, and they were all very disgusted and murmuring about how much they wish somebody would DO something about it.

Then, one night, the viewers saw a man with a rifle on a roof with a powerful scope searching the streets for a pooper. When he would see one, he'd take him out.

The next morning, the homicide division was at the scenes of three murders, and were discussing the facts of the case. The victim had his pants at his ankles, and when they moved the body, they found feces beneath him. It was obvious, somebody was shooting the poopers!

As the citizens (most of them, anyway) cheered the pooper sniper, the Liberals running the city stated that priority number one was finding the pooper sniper and bringing him to justice!

When the alarm clock went off this morning, that was the abrupt ending to the dream, so I never got to find out how it worked out. Frown



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August 19, 2018, 03:34 AM
kkina
Nice! But shouldn't this be a Dirty Harry movie? Smile



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August 19, 2018, 03:44 AM
synthplayer
"Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Hey I'm a homeless person so I don't have to obey any laws - not even the laws of common decency.' So, even though I'm a police officer, you're probably thinking you can squat and take a shit right here on this sidewalk and I'll do nothing about it. Well, do you feel lucky? Do ya - punk?"



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