From The Annals of Stupid Criminal Tricks: Golfer Traps Suspect Inside Porta-Potty
Stinks for him
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November 23, 2023, 09:25 AM
cruiser68
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
November 23, 2023, 09:27 AM
tatortodd
The instant karma made me smile. Also, chuckled at how "gently" the officer rolled it over.
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November 23, 2023, 09:37 AM
Spiff_P239
This story put a huge smile on my face. Shitty life choices have shitty consequences.
November 23, 2023, 10:36 AM
XinTX
Bad guy was probably in there getting shit-faced.
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November 23, 2023, 12:47 PM
KenS
Maybe the officers on the forum can answer this. Who's patrol car does he get to ride in? Low man on the totem pole?
November 23, 2023, 06:54 PM
V-Tail
Shitter's full.
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November 23, 2023, 06:57 PM
bigwagon
What a crappy situation.
November 23, 2023, 07:08 PM
Rightwire
Car Thief: Ha... lost em!
BAM!!
Car Thief: SHIT!
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November 23, 2023, 08:26 PM
400m
Now I want to hear from all our LE members. What would you do to transport this guy? Hose him down and give him a jumpsuit? I can’t believe you’d sit this fool in your car.
November 23, 2023, 08:37 PM
jsbcody
quote:
Originally posted by 400m: Now I want to hear from all our LE members. What would you do to transport this guy? Hose him down and give him a jumpsuit? I can’t believe you’d sit this fool in your car.
Call the fire department for a washdown....no seriously. Then the low person on the totem pole or a prisoner cruiser van transports the suspect.
Shithead ended in a shitcan with a shit ton of troubles. That is the definition of a shitty life. At least one cop got his merit badge that day: Commandeering a golf cart during a pursuit!
The only thing that could have made that video better is one of the cops having a 9 iron ready ( or maybe a driver, if that portion of the course required it) as the suspect comes out of the port-a-potty.
November 23, 2023, 08:41 PM
92fstech
I've never had one that bad, but I've transported my share of shit and piss covered suspects. Plastic rear seats and transport cages are your friend.
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November 24, 2023, 11:49 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by 400m:
Now I want to hear from all our LE members. What would you do to transport this guy? Hose him down and give him a jumpsuit? I can’t believe you’d sit this fool in your car.
Can you use an open trailer? Handcuff and ankle cuffs to keep him in place?
Maybe run the whole thing through a car wash on the way to the hoosegow?
Then the low person on the totem pole or a prisoner cruiser van transports the suspect.