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ensigmatic
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Stinks for him


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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
 
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The instant karma made me smile. Also, chuckled at how "gently" the officer rolled it over.


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This story put a huge smile on my face. Shitty life choices have shitty consequences.
 
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Bad guy was probably in there getting shit-faced.


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Maybe the officers on the forum can answer this. Who's patrol car does he get to ride in? Low man on the totem pole?
 
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Shitter's full.


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What a crappy situation.
 
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Car Thief: Ha... lost em!

BAM!!

Car Thief: SHIT!



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Now I want to hear from all our LE members. What would you do to transport this guy? Hose him down and give him a jumpsuit? I can’t believe you’d sit this fool in your car.
 
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Now I want to hear from all our LE members. What would you do to transport this guy? Hose him down and give him a jumpsuit? I can’t believe you’d sit this fool in your car.


Call the fire department for a washdown....no seriously. Big Grin Then the low person on the totem pole or a prisoner cruiser van transports the suspect.

Shithead ended in a shitcan with a shit ton of troubles. That is the definition of a shitty life. At least one cop got his merit badge that day: Commandeering a golf cart during a pursuit!

The only thing that could have made that video better is one of the cops having a 9 iron ready ( or maybe a driver, if that portion of the course required it) as the suspect comes out of the port-a-potty.
 
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92fstech
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I've never had one that bad, but I've transported my share of shit and piss covered suspects. Plastic rear seats and transport cages are your friend.
 
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Now I want to hear from all our LE members. What would you do to transport this guy? Hose him down and give him a jumpsuit? I can’t believe you’d sit this fool in your car.
Can you use an open trailer? Handcuff and ankle cuffs to keep him in place?

Maybe run the whole thing through a car wash on the way to the hoosegow?


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Call for the van to transport. AKA paddy wagon.
 
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