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Burning ear hair. Or...hey y'all, watch this.

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February 27, 2018, 08:03 PM
Gustofer
Burning ear hair. Or...hey y'all, watch this.
As the hair continues to slowly fall off of my head, an increasing amount of it is ending up in my ears, and it just ain't right.

God definitely had a design flaw when he invented us older guys, and I've been trying to find a good remedy for this oversight for several years. Perhaps this is it.



After some investigation, apparently this is a preferred method in some cultures. Whodathunkit?


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February 27, 2018, 08:08 PM
divil
I can’t wait to see this guys home treatment for a cranky prostate. Eek
February 27, 2018, 08:09 PM
1967Goat
I don't mind the hair inside my ear, it's the few strays that grow on the outside of my ear that get on my nerves!
February 27, 2018, 08:18 PM
RHINOWSO

February 27, 2018, 08:26 PM
Gustofer
This looks a little safer. A little.




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February 27, 2018, 08:32 PM
Herknav
I used to have a Turkish barber. I can vouch for the burning of the ear hair.
February 27, 2018, 08:35 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by divil:
I can’t wait to see this guys home treatment for a cranky prostate. Eek


Holy schiit! You owe me a new keyboard! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


As to the OP and method, I prefer my beard trimmer sans head just bare clipper blades.



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February 27, 2018, 08:45 PM
DonDraper
LMAO "Your skin has a sorta epidermis..."

I made fun of my "uncle" Kenneth's (my grandma's brother from Livingston, MT) nose and ear hair in my youth. Karma has come full f'ing circle on me and now I have out of control nose/ear hair just like ole uncle Kenneth. Haven't thought about burning mine yet but I wish I didn't watch this.


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February 27, 2018, 10:01 PM
maladat
One of my parents' friends was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time (they've now been married for decades).

He had recently perforated an ear drum and had gotten a lot of mileage out of showing people how he could blow out matches with his ear.

He figured he'd score points with the girl's dad with his new trick. Only problem, he'd really gotten all dressed up for his date, including (this was the early 70s) a whole lot of hair spray to fluff up his white boy afro.

He lit the match, grabbed his nose to blow, brought the match to his ear, and set the whole side of his head on fire.
February 27, 2018, 10:45 PM
beltfed21
Be a man..... tweeze it! Big Grin


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February 27, 2018, 10:53 PM
darthfuster
I'm currently losing this battle



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
February 27, 2018, 11:44 PM
blueye
I let it grow long as with the eyebrows. It helps with the comb over. Big Grin
February 28, 2018, 03:17 AM
Hamden106
Ear hair and hearing aids DO NOT mix.

AARRGGGH!!

It's a itch



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February 28, 2018, 06:35 AM
roberth
quote:
Originally posted by beltfed21:
Be a man..... tweeze it! Big Grin


That's what I do.




February 28, 2018, 08:50 AM
Marlin Fan
I've also heard ear hair can cause your asshole to fall off.
February 28, 2018, 08:59 AM
GaryBF
I tweeze 'em if I can see 'em.
February 28, 2018, 09:07 AM
snoris
I guess his next step is a Dremel tool.
February 28, 2018, 09:18 AM
justjoe
If you use a blowtorch just one time, you will never have ear hair again.


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February 28, 2018, 09:48 AM
honestlou
It works on my arm hair when grilling, so I can see it.
February 28, 2018, 10:27 AM
sigcrazy7
That would work way better if he’d give his ear a shot of lighter fluid first. Probably get it in one pass. Eek



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