As the hair continues to slowly fall off of my head, an increasing amount of it is ending up in my ears, and it just ain't right.

God definitely had a design flaw when he invented us older guys, and I've been trying to find a good remedy for this oversight for several years. Perhaps this is it.



After some investigation, apparently this is a preferred method in some cultures. Whodathunkit?

I can’t wait to see this guys home treatment for a cranky prostate.

I don't mind the hair inside my ear, it's the few strays that grow on the outside of my ear that get on my nerves!

This looks a little safer. A little.

I used to have a Turkish barber. I can vouch for the burning of the ear hair.

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Originally posted by divil:
I can’t wait to see this guys home treatment for a cranky prostate.

Holy schiit! You owe me a new keyboard! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


As to the OP and method, I prefer my beard trimmer sans head just bare clipper blades.

LMAO "Your skin has a sorta epidermis..."

I made fun of my "uncle" Kenneth's (my grandma's brother from Livingston, MT) nose and ear hair in my youth. Karma has come full f'ing circle on me and now I have out of control nose/ear hair just like ole uncle Kenneth. Haven't thought about burning mine yet but I wish I didn't watch this.

One of my parents' friends was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time (they've now been married for decades).

He had recently perforated an ear drum and had gotten a lot of mileage out of showing people how he could blow out matches with his ear.

He figured he'd score points with the girl's dad with his new trick. Only problem, he'd really gotten all dressed up for his date, including (this was the early 70s) a whole lot of hair spray to fluff up his white boy afro.

He lit the match, grabbed his nose to blow, brought the match to his ear, and set the whole side of his head on fire.

Be a man..... tweeze it!

I'm currently losing this battle

I let it grow long as with the eyebrows. It helps with the comb over.

Ear hair and hearing aids DO NOT mix.

AARRGGGH!!

It's a itch

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Originally posted by beltfed21:
Be a man..... tweeze it!

That's what I do.

I've also heard ear hair can cause your asshole to fall off.

I tweeze 'em if I can see 'em.

I guess his next step is a Dremel tool.

If you use a blowtorch just one time, you will never have ear hair again.

It works on my arm hair when grilling, so I can see it.

That would work way better if he’d give his ear a shot of lighter fluid first. Probably get it in one pass.