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I'm sorry to do this, but at some point in your life, you did something bad enough to deserve this

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November 05, 2023, 07:06 PM
parabellum
I'm sorry to do this, but at some point in your life, you did something bad enough to deserve this
Razz


November 05, 2023, 07:16 PM
Rightwire
Just another example of a spoiled brat who believes she is in charge and can do whatever she wants.




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November 05, 2023, 07:16 PM
YooperSigs
I like her tongue stud.


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November 05, 2023, 07:20 PM
Chowser
Damn. I've had some doozies but she takes the cake. lol.

Wonder how her court day went.

well, I just looked it up. It's continued. Last thing on the docket was 9/18/23.



Not minority enough!
November 05, 2023, 07:29 PM
cslinger
Do people not realize that if you don’t act like a complete asshat the vast majority of police interactions for stuff like this is completely painless. Jesus people are stupider by the day.

The last time I was pulled over I was “playing with the Porsche” and I got nailed dead to rights.

Cops asks the standard do you know why I pulled you over blah blah and I just hung my head and said sigh……yeah………and chuckled.

He took my stuff and just said let me go make sure you’re not a murderer with a laugh. He came back and said good news your not a murderer and just said if he had a car like this he’d play with it too but we all have to be careful and remember there are they people on the road blah blah(and he was absolutely right) and just said have a good one and keep the speed down.

No muss no fuss. If he’d have given me a ticket that would have been fine too (I deserved it). Point is I wasn’t an asshole out of the gate and I made his life easier….like a normal human he returned that courtesy back to me.

If you start with asshole don’t be surprised if you get asshole squared back.


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Chris
November 05, 2023, 07:31 PM
Cookster
"Fairchild"

She needs a new last name.

"Ohio woman jailed after kicking officer in groin during traffic stop"

https://www.kiro7.com/news/tre...JNZHIRNAQ2X34NS7UDU/

October 18, 2022 at 7:45 pm

STRUTHERS, Ohio — An Ohio woman, arrested during a Sunday morning traffic stop, is accused of punching a police officer in the chest and kicking another in the groin.

According to a police report, 31-year-old Miranda Fairchild of Struthers was pulled over after an officer noticed her driving erratically with a headlight inoperable, WKBN-TV reported.

Fairchild then yelled at the officer attempting the traffic stop and reportedly punched the officer in the chest through an open car window, according to the TV station.

Fairchild is also accused of kicking another officer in the thigh and groin while authorities attempted to secure her in a police cruiser, WKBN reported.

Once inside the cruiser, police say Fairchild kicked the partition between the front and back seat and banged her head on the cruiser’s rear window, WFMJ-TV reported.

Fairchild was transported to the Mahoning County Jail and later charged with felony assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and driving with a suspended/revoked license, WKBN reported.


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November 05, 2023, 07:32 PM
Pipe Smoker
I’ve never seen anyone like that in real life. Thank God. Fingernails on a blackboard.



Serious about crackers.
November 05, 2023, 07:35 PM
blueye
Dating her you will never be bored.
November 05, 2023, 07:41 PM
TexasScrub
I've been pulled over once in my life. The year was 1981. Riding shotgun in my buddy's 1968 Camaro doing 80 in a 55 in central Texas. 16 years old. Case of beer in the cooler, one in the hand. Texas DPS asked us politely to dump the beers in our hands and he took the rest and my Diamond Shamrock fancy styrofoam cooler. He brought my buddy's license back and told us to drive a bit more carefully.

In all, I was out about 9 bucks, and thirsty.


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
November 05, 2023, 07:42 PM
ZSMICHAEL
The cops had a lot of patience. In fact, way too much. Folks like her only respond to firm limit setting. Think Tag and Bag. You cannot reason with an out of control hysterical female.
November 05, 2023, 07:49 PM
braillediver
So she wasn't drunk or on drugs? Damn.


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November 05, 2023, 07:51 PM
drill sgt
Look at who is calling who a phsyco?? She let her alligator moth overload he parakeet brain and talk herself into a ride in the police car and tothe county jail.... Deserves everything that the court gives her. ................................. drill sgt.
November 05, 2023, 07:54 PM
kkina
Ironic that her name is Miranda. She definitely underused her "right to remain silent".



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November 05, 2023, 07:58 PM
SigSauerP226
Wow I wanted to shut her up right from the get go, what a fucking retard.

quote:
Originally posted by cslinger:
Do people not realize that if you don’t act like a complete asshat the vast majority of police interactions for stuff like this is completely painless…


Reminds me of a time I got pulled over after I didn’t stop at a red, turning right. Got pulled over and asked why and I was like ah we just dropped off the kids and we’re gonna go have dinner, I thought we were going to make the yellow, but by time I realized I wasn’t going to make it, it was too late. He ran my shite then told me to stop next time and for wife and I to enjoy dinner. I know they say don’t talk to cops, but I’ve been pulled over a half dozen times for different stupid shit, explained myself, and been let off with a warning. Cops are people and don’t like it when people are dicks or liars or fuck with them…




...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way...
November 05, 2023, 08:12 PM
Rightwire
If she wanted 15 minutes of fame.... she now has it.




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343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
November 05, 2023, 08:19 PM
RR
quote:
Originally posted by braillediver:
So she wasn't drunk or on drugs? Damn.


Yeah. Could’ve knocked me over with a feather with that news.
November 05, 2023, 08:21 PM
Scuba Steve Sig
At least she wasn't a sovereign citizen that was "traveling" not "driving."

She had to have been on something, either alcohol or drugs. The whole phone recording bit in the beginning but she kept forgetting what she had recorded.

I think she threw up enough distraction with the psycho the officer either forgot to go through the Implied Consent process or just said "hell with it" and figured her assault charge was good enough, she's off the road tonight anyway. Going through FSTs, PBT, all those questions and the Datamaster, he'd still be negotiating with her.
November 05, 2023, 08:35 PM
bcereuss
Like a train wreck. Couldn’t stop watching.
November 05, 2023, 08:45 PM
cas
"I have no idea what I did wrong."

And that's the problem.


You'll notice she's not blonde on her drivers license. I wonder if her boobs smaller back then as well? ("Lord I apologize..")
November 05, 2023, 08:51 PM
parabellum
What does her appearance have to do with her behavior? What is the long-standing policy in this forum about making such comments? You know better