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Yesterday, during a busy felony law and motion calendar, a woman sitting in the gallery drops her pants and takes a quick dump on the floor in the courtroom and then leaves.

After lunch, there was a sign, in front of the pew where it all went down, that said “NO ENTRY - Restroom Closed”. The sign was funny. The action? I am at a loss of words.


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No charges?

Other than by all the people in the court heading for the door.





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No charges?


That’s not my department. She left before the bailiffs heard/saw/smelled it.


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there was a sign, in front of the pew


The sign was on the floor, right in front of the pile? Eek
 
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there was a sign, in front of the pew


The sign was on the floor, right in front of the pile? Eek


The pile was gone. Over lunch maintenance had come in and cleaned up and everything was drying hence the sign. I heard they had to clean the bench too.

Defendants who are not in custody routinely hack lugies and spit in the elevator the public use but taking a dump in the courtroom, that is a new one for everyone.


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Perhaps this is revealing too much, but how does one do that quietly? Big Grin



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Odor! Odor in the court!



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Such shitty behavior from shitheads from a stinking shit hole.





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Hum, did this happen in a Major metropolitan area?



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We don't need a huge meteor. Just a shitton of small individual size ones that can hone in on people like this. Then everyone else can live happily ever after. Wink

That is disgusting. Should not be hard to determine who she was.



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Well, they have DNA.


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Hum, did this happen in a Major metropolitan area?


No. But close to one.


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in front of the pew where it all went down

I chuckled when I read this part Big Grin




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Gives a double meaning to the word "pew."




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First thing I look at this morning is this post.

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I guess she was making a statement about something....


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Could be she didn’t want to shit her pants and couldn’t hold it, then was embarrassed to stay.
I have had sharts before, but not a full blown shit my pants. I am sure as I get older chances are I will.

There’s a story involving my wife, white Capri pants, brand new sandals, the cruise ship flu, ship Officer, and an elevator that has been told on drinking occasions!


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Odor! Odor in the court!


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Had one pee in court, and one guy tried to jerk off on my trial partner but never something like that.
 
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