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I’ve seen a lot of weird and outrageous stuff in the courtroom but yesterday...Wow!
January 23, 2019, 09:36 PM
BB61I’ve seen a lot of weird and outrageous stuff in the courtroom but yesterday...Wow!
Yesterday, during a busy felony law and motion calendar, a woman sitting in the gallery drops her pants and takes a quick dump on the floor in the courtroom and then leaves.
After lunch, there was a sign, in front of the pew where it all went down, that said “NO ENTRY - Restroom Closed”. The sign was funny. The action? I am at a loss of words.
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January 23, 2019, 09:50 PM
Sig2340No charges?
Other than by all the people in the court heading for the door.
Nice is overrated
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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
January 23, 2019, 09:53 PM
BB61quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
No charges?
That’s not my department. She left before the bailiffs heard/saw/smelled it.
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January 23, 2019, 10:15 PM
rusbroquote:
Originally posted by BB61:
there was a sign, in front of the pew
The sign was on the floor, right in front of the pile?
January 23, 2019, 10:19 PM
BB61quote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
quote:
Originally posted by BB61:
there was a sign, in front of the pew
The sign was on the floor, right in front of the pile?
The pile was gone. Over lunch maintenance had come in and cleaned up and everything was drying hence the sign. I heard they had to clean the bench too.
Defendants who are not in custody routinely hack lugies and spit in the elevator the public use but taking a dump in the courtroom, that is a new one for everyone.
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January 23, 2019, 10:44 PM
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January 23, 2019, 11:16 PM
darthfusterPerhaps this is revealing too much, but how does one do that quietly?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier January 23, 2019, 11:31 PM
4x5Odor! Odor in the court!
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ January 23, 2019, 11:54 PM
Sig2340Such shitty behavior from shitheads from a stinking shit hole.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
January 23, 2019, 11:59 PM
lakerayHum, did this happen in a Major metropolitan area?
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old rugged crossWe don't need a huge meteor. Just a shitton of small individual size ones that can hone in on people like this. Then everyone else can live happily ever after.
That is disgusting. Should not be hard to determine who she was.
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January 24, 2019, 12:08 AM
benny6Well, they have DNA.
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January 24, 2019, 03:26 AM
BB61quote:
Originally posted by lakeray:
Hum, did this happen in a Major metropolitan area?
No. But close to one.
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January 24, 2019, 05:31 AM
gearhoundsquote:
in front of the pew where it all went down
I chuckled when I read this part
“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown January 24, 2019, 05:46 AM
fpuhanGives a double meaning to the word "pew."
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NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member January 24, 2019, 06:07 AM
BassamaticFirst thing I look at this morning is this post.
Man, I got nothing.
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. January 24, 2019, 06:43 AM
Blume9mmI guess she was making a statement about something....
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January 24, 2019, 07:14 AM
OzarkwoodsCould be she didn’t want to shit her pants and couldn’t hold it, then was embarrassed to stay.
I have had sharts before, but not a full blown shit my pants. I am sure as I get older chances are I will.
There’s a story involving my wife, white Capri pants, brand new sandals, the cruise ship flu, ship Officer, and an elevator that has been told on drinking occasions!
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January 24, 2019, 08:31 AM
Sailor1911quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
Odor! Odor in the court!
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 January 24, 2019, 08:36 AM
Southflorida-lawHad one pee in court, and one guy tried to jerk off on my trial partner but never something like that.