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| In the yahd, not too fah from the cah  |
There are a bunch from the primarys too with the same theme. "Trump won't be the nominee" and so on, then it shows him winning most of them. | |||
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Wife just showed me this from one of her Facebook friends (I don't have an account). Thought it was hilarious. Help a TARD! Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)? Know the Signs, Spot the Symptoms, Save a Life Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt. Signs and Symptoms: People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence. According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms: Telling others they are moving to Canada Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something” Sudden weight gain Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Actually Hitler Causes and Mechanisms: Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim. Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors: Membership in the Democratic party Identifying as a Feminist Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree Cuckoldry Living in a densely populated metropolitan area Massive student debt Spotty or non-existent work history Hipsterism Diagnosis: Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time. Co- morbidity: A diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting. Treatment: The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump. Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement. If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again! Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociate and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt. “Forigive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.” -Scottish proverb | |||
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| Live Slow, Die Whenever  |
^^^^ Oh my God, that is fantastic "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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Why do these people keep insisting that Trump is Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, Xenophobic, and a hater? Like he's Muslim or something... ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Exactly! Trump and the 60 million people who voted for him care about performance, skills, capability and results. Not color, creed, religion, or national origin. If are an American Citizen, on legal track to be an American Citizen and are willing to work hard to make America great - you are on the team. Embrace the constitution...hell just read it and understand. The hypocrisy is that liberals only see color, race, religion, creed and national origin. As the other thread here stated, I hope this is the start of the end of PC. “Forigive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.” -Scottish proverb | |||
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 “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Bama -- True stuff? Are there substantiating links? ETA: Found some. Thanks. Great stuff! "Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book | |||
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Yep - all very real. President Assad: Syria is ready to co-operate with Donald Trump Vladimir Putin, Russians cheer Donald Trump’s victory, see better U.S. relations ahead Canada and Mexico willing to open 'dialogue' with Donald Trump amid fears Nafta is in jeopardy Obama Administration Gives Up on Pacific Trade Deal EU Sees Trump Freezing Talks on Trans-Atlantic Trade Pact - TTIP Dow rips to all time high as investors embrace Trump presidency “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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| wishing we were congress |
I went back and read this thread through the election night 8 to 9 November. It is a long read. It brought it all back in a wonderful way. There were quite a few things I missed in the "heat of the action". The thread was rocking. It is quite a bit more relaxing reading through it now, and knowing how the story ends. I expect I will revisit that part from time to time. | |||
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Damn, maybe we did pick the right person for POTUS? ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Question. Can we change the thread title to President Elect Donald Trump is a first rate ass clown but... --------------------------------- How's your cardio? Nature, alas, made only one being out of you although there was material for a good man and a rogue.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche | |||
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Snort!! LOL! And those who actually began to see the light, but slipped back into the grasp of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are... RE-TARDS ??? Collecting dust. | |||
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https://www.ft.com/content/358...e6-8898-79a99e2a4de6 China has warned Donald Trump that he will be defying the wishes of the entire planet if he acts on his vow to back away from the Paris climate agreement “It is global society’s will that all want to co-operate to combat climate change,” a senior Beijing negotiator India also joined in the warnings, saying Mr Trump’s appointment would force countries to reassess an accord hailed as an end to the fossil fuel era. The Moroccan hosts of this week’s talks had been planning a celebratory meeting to cap this unprecedented bout of activity. Instead, organisers awoke on Wednesday morning to find the world’s wealthiest country had a president-elect who has called global warming a hoax, pledged to “cancel” the Paris agreement and vowed to stop US funding of UN climate programmes entirely. “They were in absolute shock,” said one person who saw Moroccan officials on Wednesday morning. ********************* I am sure our "America First" President Elect Trump will take the wishes of the "entire planet" under advisement | |||
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| stupid beyond all belief  |
It was asked already. This thread aint super long, please read it  What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke | |||
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Why change the title? It's a perfect capture of a moment in time when basically no one respected or thought that Donald Trump had any business running, let alone winning the presidency. You can start from the beginning and see the evolution to today as people's attitudes changed. I would hate to see it changed. “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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| wishing we were congress |
perhaps a more modest thread title change:
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And where would this thread be without these two lovely, WONDERFUL ladies speaking their minds and the truth!!! Diamond & Silk...the Stump for Trump gals.  "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| 4-H Shooting Sports Instructor  |
It is too bad this thread can not be Saved and published.. It would be a great book on the total run for the white house that few thought was possible. _______________________________ 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but > because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton NRA Endowment Life member NRA Pistol instructor...and Range Safety instructor Women On Target Instructor. | |||
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 “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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