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Optimistic Cynic |
Betcha his sisters and daughters didn't have any trouble getting a date! | |||
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That poor family. Were they too proud to change the name? I couldn't imagine having to accept that as my name. | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
How do they say his name in France? SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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W07VH5 |
I heard he was embarrassed by his name so he changed it to Larry Fucker. | |||
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Just having a good time |
Bet he had a lot in common with "A boy named Sue. " I didn't fail the test,I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." - Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Maybe he had a brother named Willie? | |||
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drop and give me 20 pushups |
Actual name in phone book....Delicious Peters...................... drill sgt. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
According to Ancestry.com’s map, there are no Fuckers in Texas, which doesn’t match up with my experience: https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=fucker | |||
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Baroque Bloke |
Serious about crackers | |||
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Years ago I attended an industrial training course for an Allen Bradley logic controller. There was a young Asian lad in the class who was very sharp and I am sure went places in that area of employment. He was somewhat naive having recently immigrated and a couple of us older fellows took him aside to give him a bit of advice regarding making a name change here stateside. His given name was Phuc which I am sure in his culture was just fine but probably not an asset here in the U.S.A. We suggested Fred or Paul to give him a hint. Don't know if he took it to heart but suspect he did. I couldn't imagine going into a factory to do service work and telling the receptionist that my name was Phuc without getting some sort of adverse reaction. The “POLICE" Their job Is To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It The muzzle end of a .45 pretty much says "go away" in any language - Clint Smith | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Ya, and dem Fokkers was flying Messerschmitts. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Working for an automotive company about 20 years ago, I got a call from a guy whose last name was Messerschmitt, so I asked if he had heard that joke. He laughed and said he had. Turned out he was the son of Willie Messerschmitt! -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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How bout his mom? ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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