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https://www.findagrave.com/mem.../l%C3%A9opold-fucker

What did his teachers call his mother?
 
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Betcha his sisters and daughters didn't have any trouble getting a date!
 
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That poor family. Were they too proud to change the name? I couldn't imagine having to accept that as my name.
 
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How do they say his name in France?



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I heard he was embarrassed by his name so he changed it to Larry Fucker.
 
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Bet he had a lot in common with "A boy named Sue. Smile



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Maybe he had a brother named Willie?
 
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Actual name in phone book....Delicious Peters...................... drill sgt.
 
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According to Ancestry.com’s map, there are no Fuckers in Texas, which doesn’t match up with my experience:

https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=fucker
 
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I heard he was embarrassed by his name so he changed it to Larry Fucker.

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Years ago I attended an industrial training course for an Allen Bradley logic controller. There was a young Asian lad in the class who was very sharp and I am sure went places in that area of employment. He was somewhat naive having recently immigrated and a couple of us older fellows took him aside to give him a bit of advice regarding making a name change here stateside. His given name was Phuc which I am sure in his culture was just fine but probably not an asset here in the U.S.A. We suggested Fred or Paul to give him a hint. Don't know if he took it to heart but suspect he did. I couldn't imagine going into a factory to do service work and telling the receptionist that my name was Phuc without getting some sort of adverse reaction.



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Seems there are a lot of these Fuckers, mostly German...
 
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Seems there are a lot of these Fuckers, mostly German...
Ya, and dem Fokkers was flying Messerschmitts.



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Seems there are a lot of these Fuckers, mostly German...
Ya, and dem Fokkers was flying Messerschmitts.

Working for an automotive company about 20 years ago, I got a call from a guy whose last name was Messerschmitt, so I asked if he had heard that joke. He laughed and said he had. Turned out he was the son of Willie Messerschmitt! Cool


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How bout his mom?


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