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posted February 14, 2025 09:56 AM
I'm guessing it's sponsored by Trojan?

The comments alone are comedy gold....

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1890174548902892014

 
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posted February 14, 2025 09:57 AMHide Post
I find that a little hard to swallow.
 
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posted February 14, 2025 09:58 AMHide Post
Another dick move by Democrats.

Color me surprised.





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posted February 14, 2025 10:03 AMHide Post
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posted February 14, 2025 10:11 AMHide Post
Democrats like to take comedy movies and turn plots/subplots into policy. For example, the Democrat platform seems to be largely based on the introduction to Idiocracy.

In the case of the OP's story, I think those 2 Congressional Critters watched one of the Clueless movies bit on charging men with reckless abandonment for wasted ejaculations



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posted February 14, 2025 10:12 AMHide Post
Does this mean no more money shots?
 
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posted February 14, 2025 10:13 AMHide Post
Despite the flowers and candy I gave my wife, I had to check the date to make sure it's not really April Fool's Day.

No, just Democrats being Democrats.


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posted February 14, 2025 10:15 AMHide Post
Aw, cum on now.
 
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posted February 14, 2025 10:16 AMHide Post
Come again?

Hard to believe!

I’ll show myself out…..


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posted February 14, 2025 10:18 AMHide Post
Clown world.
 
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posted February 14, 2025 10:19 AMHide Post
What about a wet dream? There would be no overt intent to break their law. But...wait...the Dream Police will enforce the law!


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posted February 14, 2025 11:06 AMHide Post
I can imagine the reaction in the gay/transgender "community!"
 
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What about accidental discharges?
 
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posted February 14, 2025 11:18 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by rat2306:
What about accidental discharges?



"I was cleaning it and it went off!"
 
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posted February 14, 2025 11:20 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
I can imagine the reaction in the gay/transgender "community!"


At .22 into the video you’ll see they are exempted. Roll Eyes




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posted February 14, 2025 11:29 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
quote:
Originally posted by rat2306:
What about accidental discharges?



"I was cleaning it and it went off!"


I was pulling it from its holster, and the safety came off..Clearly, these lawmakers don't understand guys.
 
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posted February 14, 2025 11:32 AMHide Post
Fire these dumbasses immediately for wasting taxpayers money.





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posted February 14, 2025 12:07 PMHide Post
I hope Gutfeld doesn't get hold of this.




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Remember, every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
 
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Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player?
 
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