I've renamed the 'John' the 'Jim'.

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January 23, 2023, 10:51 AM

Jim Shugart

I've renamed the 'John' the 'Jim'.

It sounds much better when I say, "I went to the Jim this morning".

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

January 23, 2023, 10:52 AM

parabellum

Damn good strategy.

January 23, 2023, 11:01 AM

HRK

anyone asks just tell them you were doing squats....

January 23, 2023, 11:03 AM

tatortodd

Many go to the gym after work:

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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January 23, 2023, 11:13 AM

1967Goat

quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Many go to the gym after work:

There's a bar in Loveland, Colorado called, The Office.

Sorry sweetheart, I can't come home right now, I'm at The Office.

January 23, 2023, 11:51 AM

P250UA5

quote:
Originally posted by 1967Goat:
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Many go to the gym after work:

There's a bar in Loveland, Colorado called, The Office.

Sorry sweetheart, I can't come home right now, I'm at The Office.

I recall hearing about gentleman's clubs named similarly
The Office
The Library
etc

The Enemy's gate is down.

January 23, 2023, 11:55 AM

TMats

Bar and grill in Laramie, Wyoming, home of the University of Wyoming

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despite them

January 23, 2023, 06:45 PM

bald1

Back in the day there was a haunt college kids hung out at where I grew up at called The Library. Usually was at least two deep at the bar.

Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
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January 23, 2023, 06:56 PM

egregore

January 23, 2023, 11:53 PM

12131

quote:
Originally posted by 1967Goat:
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Many go to the gym after work:

There's a bar in Loveland, Colorado called, The Office.

Sorry sweetheart, I can't come home right now, I'm at The Office.

Better yet, "Sorry honey, you go ahead and eat. I'll be late. I'll order food and eat at The Office".