It sounds much better when I say, "I went to the Jim this morning".
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
Damn good strategy.
anyone asks just tell them you were doing squats....
|Drill Here, Drill Now|
Many go to the gym after work:
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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|Shit don't |
There's a bar in Loveland, Colorado called, The Office.
Sorry sweetheart, I can't come home right now, I'm at The Office.
I recall hearing about gentleman's clubs named similarly
The Enemy's gate is down.
|Legalize the Constitution|
Bar and grill in Laramie, Wyoming, home of the University of Wyoming
There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore, there is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar; I love not Man the less, but Nature more.
- Lord Byron
|always with a hat or sunscreen|
Back in the day there was a haunt college kids hung out at where I grew up at called The Library. Usually was at least two deep at the bar.
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
USN (RET), COTEP #192
|His diet consists of black|
coffee, and sarcasm.
Better yet, "Sorry honey, you go ahead and eat. I'll be late. I'll order food and eat at The Office".
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