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Peanut butter spreader - surely someone has one

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March 10, 2020, 08:00 PM
tatortodd
Peanut butter spreader - surely someone has one
I've been eating it out of the jar with a spoon so long that I forgot other people still spread peanut butter on bread with a knife. When it gets to the bottom, I just switch to the long "iced tea" spoons.

Certainly didn't imagine needing a specialty $14 specialty spreader to enjoy peanut butter.



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March 10, 2020, 08:13 PM
David Lee
As a child, my folks split up leaving Mother to raise 4 kids. She was too proud for Public Assistance so she worked to keep above board with us brats. My GrandPa would go get huge packages of Uncle Sam cheese, which was quite good and, huge metal cans of Goverment Surplus peanut butter. You really had to work at it to stir the seperated oil down into the concrete. I sure ate a lot of that peanut butter. Good stuff which we were grateful to have.
March 10, 2020, 09:26 PM
TAllen01
I use this Wusthof 5" blade (8" total at least), less than $20 and also cuts the bread. Gets to the bottom of those large Sam's or Costco jars. Smile

https://www.swissknifeshop.com...eader-sandwich-knife
March 10, 2020, 11:26 PM
mr kablammo
Invite Gene Simmons to visit. He can swirl out the peanut butter with his tongue and then give you a french kiss.


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May 11, 2020, 08:53 AM
Pipe Smoker
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
PB-Jife at WalMart. Made for the task. All reviews are good. Says its larger than seen in pictures.

As a result of the virus, my grocery stores haven’t had 28 oz jars of Skippy PB, which I usually purchase, for weeks, and my stock was getting low. The tiny jars are occasionally available, but I didn’t much want those. But last Sunday they had some some 40 oz jars, and I got some.

But the knife I use for spreading is too short for them. Then I remembered David’s post about the PB-JIFE in good old SigForum. It’s plenty long, and is also cleverly shaped for getting all of the PB out, so I just ordered one from Amazon:

www.amazon.com/dp/B071CM5JF6/r..._api_i_3jlUEb4JJK3AM

Thank you, David! Going forward, I’ll buy the economical 40 oz jars exclusively.



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May 11, 2020, 09:09 AM
Oz_Shadow
I thought of this thread this morning too. I cleaned out the bottom of 2 Costco jars to make a couple sandwiches. Still need this PB Jife thing. You know, the important stuff before the world went extra nuts.
May 11, 2020, 09:53 AM
downtownv
having one of these would work!



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May 11, 2020, 10:07 AM
46and2
The fresh-roasted PB at my local spot comes in tubs half as deep.

Better taste, fresher product, no depth issues...
May 11, 2020, 11:13 AM
flashguy
I bought one of those PB knives. It works.

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May 11, 2020, 11:55 AM
David Lee
Nice. I like peanut butter and have about 4 jars. That will last me a long time. I just cant eat it often enough to get it all gone. I enjoy it glopped onto hot toast as it melts down nicely.
May 11, 2020, 05:36 PM
4MUL8R
Cutco makes a knife with a rounded end that does a lot of kitchen tasks well. Mayo, PB, tomatoes, etc. It is a very elliptical blade form with serrations on about two inches towards the tip.


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May 12, 2020, 12:20 AM
Texas Bob C.
My lovely wife always figures it out. I've never seen her throw out a jar with 2" left in the bottom.
May 13, 2020, 04:07 AM
bendable
Smile She needs to offer consultation services, She could be adding on to the Bob C. mansion , just from gun forum revenue Smile





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May 14, 2020, 06:43 PM
Oz_Shadow
I have a PBJife on the way. My wife doesn’t understand my interest in this. Soon she will. May even need a second one.
May 14, 2020, 06:58 PM
David Lee
I am hanging in there folks. This may get as big as the You will buy a Glock topic.. Big Grin. Theres got to be as many jars of peanut butter as there are Glocks.
May 14, 2020, 07:12 PM
wreckdiver
I'm sad that a member needs help getting PB out of a jar, of course there is SF for answers, but Google would be much easier, and save your reputation Razz


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May 14, 2020, 07:57 PM
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May 15, 2020, 06:50 AM
kramden
quote:
Originally posted by bubbatime:
quote:
Originally posted by lizardman_u:
when the jar gets that far down I open a new jar.

When the new jar has room we take a spatula and scrape the peanut butter out of the old jar to add to the new jar.

Now if I could get my wife to throw away the salad dressing bottle when it only has "that" much dressing left....

Dave


So technically speaking 10 or 15 or 20 years from now your jar of peanut butter will have 20 year old peanut butter in it...


Something to ponder...
Isn't the oldest PB always on top. So it would'nt be old.
May 15, 2020, 08:38 AM
Pipe Smoker
quote:
Originally posted by wreckdiver:
I'm sad that a member needs help getting PB out of a jar, of course there is SF for answers, but Google would be much easier, and save your reputation Razz

You don’t understand. The PB-JIFE is the P210 of peanut butter knives. Smile



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May 15, 2020, 09:11 AM
bendable
I've learned my lesson with Miricle Whip.
They offer it in an inverted squeezable plastic bottle, like ketchup , but !

Miricle Whip does not run down to the bottom, like ketchup, it sticks to the sides,
And the bottle neck is tiny.

So now , you have to use a box cutter to cut the bottle in half, to get the last third of Miricle Whip out.





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