While your doing something crazy, take a turkey baster in the tub with you and blow some up your keester.

That way you can get pissed without drinking your own funk

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Originally posted by radioman:
Do you have any open cuts or recent surgeries?

I thought of that, too. And there are a couple of openings always present that could be irritated. . . .

flashguy

100 proof and a fine cigar

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Originally posted by Nismo:
100 proof and a fine cigar

Don't be a damn fool. They used to test whiskey for proof by testing if it would burn. 100 proof is the point of flame. So you get this 50 gallon tub of flammable liquid and light a fuse/cigar to the idiot who wishes to roast himself. Poof! Up goes the tub, fool and the house he's in. You trying to make pork rinds?

As for squirting it up the orifice, I bet that would burn, though not as in flame. I doubt that anyone would want to see you nekkid, but I'd like to hear the scream of agony when you did it.

Does the sigforum waiver condone the waste of even bar booze? Just pickle yourself from the inside and lie about it. You can't even get a bottle of fine bourbon for the #300. Save it up until you have more money. The last bottle of bourbon I bought cost me a nice $400 of gun money!

My gunshow partner brought his Bday present for 1997 along with him. He was going to sell it to another vendor who saw him as an easy mark. He refused to pay it. If there's one thing a gun show seller hates is a hard bargainer. So I did the honorable thing and bought it when the first guy refused. Pappy van Winkle 20 year was expensive when new. Now its worth (not cost, worth) about $1500.

What is it they say, there is no honor among thieves? Well, gunshow sellers are pretty close.

Let me suggest you just buy a bottle of any cheap booze and visit a whore house with a baster. Have the girl tie you down (or up,it doesn't matter). Then have her pump you up with a few ounces, and have her promise not to let you up no matter how loud you scream. If the madam complains about it, just have her let the other patrons look and tell them what you wanted done. Should serve as a good lesson.

I can't see any way this idea turns out anything but bad.

I voted "yes" but from the formal convolutions of your first post, I'd wager you've already started...

Your birthday. Fuckit. Do what you damn well please.

Get a cute darlin' that is willing to get in bath before you, take a few risque photos of Ms. cutie.

Than bathe your heart out, bottle it up slap the pic of cutie on bottle and sell them ......some whack job(s) will undoubtedly pay for booze that a good looking female has bathed in....

Alcohol abuse