November 22, 2018, 11:17 AM
SigmanicQuick Thanksgiving joke
One Thanksgiving, a man walks into his house with a turkey under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been having sex with."
His wife says, "That's a turkey."
The man replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
November 22, 2018, 11:25 AM
Yellow Jacketquote:
Originally posted by Sigmanic:
One Thanksgiving, a man walks into his house with a turkey under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been having sex with."
His wife says, "That's a turkey."
The man replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
And that's when the fight started!