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Sigmanic
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One Thanksgiving, a man walks into his house with a turkey under his arm.

He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been having sex with."

His wife says, "That's a turkey."

The man replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
 
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Originally posted by Sigmanic:
One Thanksgiving, a man walks into his house with a turkey under his arm.

He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been having sex with."

His wife says, "That's a turkey."

The man replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

And that's when the fight started!


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God's grace: Getting what we DON'T deserve!

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