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Another dumb joke..

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December 07, 2018, 08:29 PM
Jim Shugart
Another dumb joke..
This guy goes to his doc for his annual physical.

Doc: Do you realize that you have a piece of lettuce sticking out of your butt?
Guy: Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg.


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
December 07, 2018, 08:31 PM
OKCGene
Good thing it wasn't a carrot. Big Grin
December 07, 2018, 08:34 PM
bald1
Jim, how you maintain staying on a roll is beyond me! LOL hahahahahahahaha


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December 07, 2018, 10:00 PM
Hawgster
Now that's funny, right there!!
Consider it stolen!
Thanks..


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December 08, 2018, 01:03 AM
zoom6zoom
So he had a head up his ass?



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
December 08, 2018, 07:01 AM
DSgrouse
Do you know how to frustrate a monkey?


December 08, 2018, 07:24 AM
Chris42
True story -

So the wife and I are out to breakfast/lunch with some friends from church last Sunday. We have a small group of 4 - 5 couples we do this with frequently. Doing this enough it has evolved that often the men sit at one end of the long table and the women sit at the other. Sometimes conversations mix between the men/women, often they don’t.
So with this one one of the ladies noted some recent scientific research “They have determined in prehistoric times that homo sapiens and Neanderthals actually met and probably “intermarried”. The conversation went on - “So what do you think the product of THAT was?”



I replied “democrats?”
December 08, 2018, 08:27 AM
Muddflap
quote:
Originally posted by DSgrouse:
Do you know how to frustrate a monkey?



That was not funny. Not at all. Big Grin
December 08, 2018, 08:29 AM
Jim Shugart
We haven't heard from sigmonkey recently; he's probably still clicking away. Big Grin


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
December 08, 2018, 11:29 AM
esdunbar
quote:
Originally posted by Muddflap:
quote:
Originally posted by DSgrouse:
Do you know how to frustrate a monkey?



That was not funny. Not at all. Big Grin


It got me...and I laughed Big Grin
December 08, 2018, 06:31 PM
Hamden106
Video wont engage


(Smile)


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December 08, 2018, 06:59 PM
Mars_Attacks
What rhymes with orange?


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December 08, 2018, 09:54 PM
Doc H.
quote:
Originally posted by Hamden106:
Video wont engage


(Smile)


Well, one, anyway.


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December 09, 2018, 01:27 AM
SigSauerP226
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
What rhymes with orange?


Door hinge!

Four inch!



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December 09, 2018, 07:17 AM
roarindan
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
What rhymes with orange?


does not!!!


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