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Drug Dealer |
This guy goes to his doc for his annual physical. Doc: Do you realize that you have a piece of lettuce sticking out of your butt? Guy: Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Good thing it wasn't a carrot.  | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Jim, how you maintain staying on a roll is beyond me! LOL hahahahahahahaha Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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| Member |
Now that's funny, right there!! Consider it stolen! Thanks.. "Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands" May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco? | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
So he had a head up his ass? I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Member |
Do you know how to frustrate a monkey?  | |||
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True story - So the wife and I are out to breakfast/lunch with some friends from church last Sunday. We have a small group of 4 - 5 couples we do this with frequently. Doing this enough it has evolved that often the men sit at one end of the long table and the women sit at the other. Sometimes conversations mix between the men/women, often they don’t. So with this one one of the ladies noted some recent scientific research “They have determined in prehistoric times that homo sapiens and Neanderthals actually met and probably “intermarried”. The conversation went on - “So what do you think the product of THAT was?” I replied “democrats?” | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
That was not funny. Not at all. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
We haven't heard from sigmonkey recently; he's probably still clicking away. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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The guy behind the guy |
It got me...and I laughed | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
Video wont engage (  )SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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Raptorman |
What rhymes with orange? ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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| Something wild is loose  |
Well, one, anyway. "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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King Nothing |
Door hinge! Four inch! ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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32nd degree |
does not!!! ___________________  "the world doesn't end til yer dead, 'til then there's more beatin's in store, stand it like a man, and give some back" Al Swearengen | |||
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