I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

I suppose I'm going to hell but I laughed out loud. Still smiling actually.

Stolen!

Stolen yet again!

Although I didn't laugh, I smiled real hard. And I stole it.

flashguy

snort guffaw and a giggle too.
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Darn, I wish I could have been there to see it.

Love it!!

Stolen!

I chuckled

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As did I.

Both of us thought that was exceptional.

I laughed like hell!

Good stuff. In my lifetime I have realized that there is only 2 types of men that are born, cowboys and truck drivers. Guess this one did us a favor.

Luv a story with a happy ending.

Ok, that was funny right there I don't care who you are...

The longer I thought about it, the more I laughed.

that was most excellent

thanks

Outstanding!! And stolen!

Saw this shortly after first posting and have been laughing ever since. Just wondering if they were able to collect their reward of the harem of virgins. .................................................... drill sgt.