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Anti-American Vehicle Driver - Joke
June 22, 2021, 01:23 PM
tatortoddAnti-American Vehicle Driver - Joke
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. June 22, 2021, 01:33 PM
wishfull thinkerI suppose I'm going to hell but I laughed out loud. Still smiling actually.
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June 22, 2021, 01:50 PM
rsboloStolen!
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June 22, 2021, 02:00 PM
bald1Stolen yet again!

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June 22, 2021, 02:39 PM
flashguyAlthough I didn't laugh, I smiled real hard. And I stole it.
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Texan by choice, not accident of birth June 22, 2021, 03:52 PM
OKCGenesnort guffaw and a giggle too.
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June 22, 2021, 03:55 PM
rburgDarn, I wish I could have been there to see it.
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June 22, 2021, 04:23 PM
Sweet ChuckieLove it!!
June 22, 2021, 05:31 PM
Johnny 3eaglesStolen!

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June 22, 2021, 08:03 PM
ptruckI chuckled

June 22, 2021, 08:07 PM
monoblok^^^^
As did I.

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June 22, 2021, 09:09 PM
mcrimmBoth of us thought that was exceptional.
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RedhookbklynI laughed like hell!
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June 23, 2021, 12:13 AM
Kept BumGood stuff. In my lifetime I have realized that there is only 2 types of men that are born, cowboys and truck drivers. Guess this one did us a favor.
June 23, 2021, 07:53 AM
Calif PhilLuv a story with a happy ending.
June 23, 2021, 09:18 PM
RightwireOk, that was funny right there I don't care who you are...
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. June 24, 2021, 12:55 PM
MRMATTThe longer I thought about it, the more I laughed.
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June 24, 2021, 01:02 PM
nhtagmemberthat was most excellent
thanks

June 24, 2021, 01:48 PM
HawgsterOutstanding!! And stolen!
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June 24, 2021, 02:33 PM
drill sgtSaw this shortly after first posting and have been laughing ever since. Just wondering if they were able to collect their reward of the harem of virgins. .................................................... drill sgt.