When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
May 05, 2017, 04:27 PM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO: [FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/IicBPT9_OQE" width="560"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]
Just what I thought of.
May 05, 2017, 04:29 PM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by XLT: Your giving me flashbacks. sorry, can you shoot the smoke alarm off the wall?
Percocet - No guns, no knives.
May 05, 2017, 04:31 PM
ulsterman
They got home just as I started bleeding out of my ears.
I was almost at the point of hugging a pillow and doing my best Rainman imitation.
May 05, 2017, 04:38 PM
navyshooter
You near a large body of water? Maybe I could call in some NGFS.
"Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.”
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem
Montani Semper Liberi
May 05, 2017, 04:51 PM
KenS
I thought you were going to tell us you saw a spider.
Ken
May 05, 2017, 04:58 PM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by navyshooter: You near a large body of water? Maybe I could call in some NGFS.
If there any BB's left, I would.
May 05, 2017, 04:58 PM
rburg
Pain meds. You also need a nice bottle of good bourbon within reach. They interact when taken because the "care givers" don't give a shit. Don't leave them off easy, make sure everyone knows how insensitive they were to leave with the microwave going.
On the pain meds.. I learned my lesson 7 years ago. I was in the hospital being cared for by a nice young nursey. She was even fun to watch. And she'd come around every 4 hours and dish out pain meds. 2 of them. But I hated the prison and really wanted to go home, even if it meant not getting caring attention. Yes, my wife is a nurse, but an old one (she's my age). So we filled the pain pill prescription and on the side the instructions were simple. One or two pills every 4 to 6 hours as needed. To the nice you nurse, that was 2 pills every 4 hours. To my uncaring wife, one pill every 6 hours. Big difference. Its what moved me to take over my own pain management. Things were better even if I couldn't get the young cutey to attend.
Back to the root cause. Medical people don't care. They don't feel a thing.
_________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!"
May 05, 2017, 09:40 PM
Twist
quote:
Originally posted by Timdogg6: I just carpet bombed the men's room, does that count?
Results inconclusive. Requesting MOABM, same location.
___________________________ Not giving a damn since...whenever...
May 05, 2017, 09:56 PM
Ragnar
Pop smoke....
Live every day as if it is your last, for one day you’re sure to be right
May 05, 2017, 10:17 PM
ulsterman
I had their timing down and was beeping in time with them. If anyone had been recording me, I'd probably been out in an "I love me" coat and locked up.
May 05, 2017, 11:04 PM
Kravashera
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC: "Do it Sandy.
Do it now.
I'd do it for you.
Alpha Mike Foxtrot"
Now there's a reference I haven't seen in a while.
“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.” - Robert Heinlein
May 05, 2017, 11:09 PM
jljones
quote:
Originally posted by Kravashera:
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC: "Do it Sandy.
Do it now.
I'd do it for you.
Alpha Mike Foxtrot"
Now there's a reference I haven't seen in a while.
The manual says you have to kick it to get the rotors turning.
