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True story....Don't be a dick to your gunsmith (kinda NSFW)
March 26, 2018, 06:24 PM
AllenInARTrue story....Don't be a dick to your gunsmith (kinda NSFW)
I got a text this morning from a friend of mine. He and I were in the same Guard unit a few years back and we still chat on Facebook and via text quite a bit. He's a clown, and apparently he also makes pretty good spinner bait. Good enough that he sells plenty on the side.
Anyway, this morning he texts "Wanna see the funniest thing ever?" I am immediately cautious, as I know what he considers funny. I text back "Maybe, what is it?"
He tells me he sold some baits to a gunsmith buddy of his. On one of them, he drew a dick.....apparently forgetting that his gunsmith buddy was still working on his .300blk.
The attention to detail is amazing.
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March 26, 2018, 06:28 PM
PHPaulSo, instead of a "pew pew" switch, he got a "pee pee" switch...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
March 26, 2018, 06:29 PM
ShifferbrainsAwesome!!
March 26, 2018, 06:37 PM
AllenInARI told Mike his buddy shoulda made the markings say "Limp", "Erect", and "Raging Blue Veiner"
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March 26, 2018, 07:07 PM
BigCityOMG Allen, severe lol
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March 26, 2018, 07:10 PM
Lord VaalicWhat a prick... that's a real dick move
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day March 26, 2018, 07:13 PM
EdmondWhere can I buy one?
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March 26, 2018, 07:19 PM
4x5That would go well with the new DHOGG lower
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ March 26, 2018, 07:34 PM
Cliffquote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
That would go well with the new DHOGG lower
HA! What 4x5 said..
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March 26, 2018, 07:51 PM
pbslingerquote:
Originally posted by AllenInWV:
I told Mike his buddy shoulda made the markings say "Limp", "Erect", and "Raging Blue Veiner"
Limp, Erect, Cat Can't Scratch It
March 26, 2018, 09:37 PM
rduckworThat's hilarious!
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March 26, 2018, 09:45 PM
Shifferbrainsquote:
Originally posted by AllenInWV:
I told Mike his buddy shoulda made the markings say "Limp", "Erect", and "Raging Blue Veiner"
Limp, Erect, Slinging Yogurt
March 27, 2018, 06:00 AM
SgtGoldquote:
Originally posted by Shifferbrains:
quote:
Originally posted by AllenInWV:
I told Mike his buddy shoulda made the markings say "Limp", "Erect", and "Raging Blue Veiner"
Limp, Erect, Slinging Yogurt
I'm not touching that one.
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March 27, 2018, 07:07 AM
NK402Please, I'm getting queasy
March 27, 2018, 07:11 AM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by AllenInWV:
I told Mike his buddy shoulda made the markings say "Limp", "Erect", and "Raging Blue Veiner"
Instead of the last why not:
"Pen is mightier".
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
March 27, 2018, 08:08 AM
whododatHoly hell, that is funny!
Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
March 27, 2018, 08:12 AM
joel9507LOL!
If he'd been a total tool, though, the gunsmith'd have engraved, in tiny letters.....
"Actual size"
...........
March 27, 2018, 08:23 AM
Snake207quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
So, instead of a "pew pew" switch, he got a "pee pee" switch...
Safe and Skeet Skeet.