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Charmingly unsophisticated |
I got a text this morning from a friend of mine. He and I were in the same Guard unit a few years back and we still chat on Facebook and via text quite a bit. He's a clown, and apparently he also makes pretty good spinner bait. Good enough that he sells plenty on the side. Anyway, this morning he texts "Wanna see the funniest thing ever?" I am immediately cautious, as I know what he considers funny. I text back "Maybe, what is it?" He tells me he sold some baits to a gunsmith buddy of his. On one of them, he drew a dick.....apparently forgetting that his gunsmith buddy was still working on his .300blk.   The attention to detail is amazing.  _______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | ||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
So, instead of a "pew pew" switch, he got a "pee pee" switch... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
Awesome!! | |||
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| Charmingly unsophisticated |
I told Mike his buddy shoulda made the markings say "Limp", "Erect", and "Raging Blue Veiner" _______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | |||
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Resident Undertaker |
OMG Allen, severe lol John The key to enforcement is to punish the violator, not an inanimate object. The punishment of inanimate objects for the commission of a crime or carelessness is an affront to stupidity. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
What a prick... that's a real dick move Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
Where can I buy one? _____________ | |||
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Serenity now! |
That would go well with the new DHOGG lower Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
HA! What 4x5 said.. "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Limp, Erect, Cat Can't Scratch It | |||
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| Knows too little about too much  |
That's hilarious! RMD TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free. | |||
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| Shorted to Atmosphere |
Limp, Erect, Slinging Yogurt | |||
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fugitive from reality |
I'm not touching that one.  _____________________________ 'I'm pretty fly for a white guy'. | |||
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| Member |
Please, I'm getting queasy  | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Instead of the last why not: "Pen is mightier". Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Member |
Holy hell, that is funny! Because son, it is what you are supposed to do. | |||
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Don't Panic |
LOL! If he'd been a total tool, though, the gunsmith'd have engraved, in tiny letters..... "Actual size" ........... | |||
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War Damn Eagle! |
Safe and Skeet Skeet. | |||
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