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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight', the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."


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Ok, that brought a smile to my face this morning.

Thanks!!


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Good one!


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That made me smile. Thanks!


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Read it to my wife and i got a big Chuckle
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Made me laugh thinking about when I was a kid. My best friend that lived across the street heard the term "Maxi pads" on TV and for whatever reason, not having any idea what they were, he couldn't stop saying it over and over. I guess he just liked the way it sounded. I could tell the issue was making his mother very uncomfortable.

I being two years older than him, finally had to take him aside and explain what they were so he would stop saying it. My advanced age and detailed knowledge of female anatomy and physioligy allowed me to explain it in great detail.

"You know how boys have a thing that sticks out, and girls have a hole? It's a cover that goes over the hole. So stop saying it."
At 9 or 10 that was all the information I had. Big Grin



(I may have said it was to stop things from going in. In which case I guess I wouldn't have been wrong)

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