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Not really from Vienna |
From the “Warnings you wouldn’t think were necessary” file: https://www.newsweek.com/cdc-s...ickens-1458082?amp=1 | ||
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Another one of those joys in life we can no longer have........... My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
All I got off that Newsweak link was a giant blaring video that I couldn't shut off.  But I doubt if kissing your chicken is much worse than your dog licking his asshole or "mining" the cat's litter box for tootsie rolls and then licking your face. | |||
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The first "job" I can remember on the farm at about age 5 was holding the chickens on the stump while my Mom chopped their heads off with an axe. They are for making eggs and eating at Sunday dinner. I can't imagine cuddling with one of them. CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
Especially with a rooster, it sounds like a good way to get an eye pecked out. | |||
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Mensch |
What about choking? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
You’re good to go! What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Not really from Vienna |
Yeah, letting a dog lick your face is probably dirty and bad, too. | |||
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The CDC has warned you may go blind Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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And how much did we taxpayers fork out for this statement of brilliance? I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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 Taking orders now. ____________________ | |||
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Great minds.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!  "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| As Extraordinary as Everyone Else  |
You asked for it.... https://www.foxnews.com/health...n-death-freak-attack ------------------ Eddie Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Stricken by chicken lickin', thus sickened? Wicked! Next, you'll be telling me that my cock in livestock at midnight o'clock will cause people to talk, then balk. | |||
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Resident Rogue and Blackguard |
Dang, now what the hell are we going to do on Friday nights... Save the whales. Redeem them for valuable prizes... | |||
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delicately calloused |
Kissing them on the pecker? You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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