SO I NEEDED SOME FRANK'S HOT SAUCE. I WENT TO THE STORE AND FORGOT TO BUY IT. I SAID DAMN I FORGOT TO BUY FRANK'S HOT SAUCE. I WENT TO THE STORE AND FORGOT TO BUY IT AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ON THE LIST. JESUS OK I'LL GET IT. THE WIFE SAID DON'T FORGET YOUR FRANK'S HOT SAUCE I SAID DON'T WORRY IT'S ON THE LIST. I WENT TO WALMART AND ALL THEY HAD WAS THIS BIG-ASS BOTTLE OF FRANK'S IT WAS SIX DOLLARS I SAID DAMN THAT'S MORE THAN I NEED I'M HERE AND THE HOT SAUCE IS HERE AND I'M GONNA GET IT FINALLY BECAUSE I NEED IT AND THIS IS LIKE THREE TRIPS TO THE STORE AND I KEEP FORGETTING IT SO I PUT IT IN MY BASKET AND I BOUGHT IT. I GET HOME WITH MY BIG-ASS BOTTLE OF FRANK'S HOT SAUCE AND I GO TO PUT IT ON THE FLOOR OF THE PANTRY BECAUSE IT'S A BIG-ASS GLASS BOTTLE AND I DON'T WANT IT TO GET KNOCKED OFF A SHELF AND BREAK AND THEN HAVE HOT SAUCE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. IT WOULD BE BAD ENOUGH WITH A REGULAR SIZE BOTTLE OF HOT SAUCE BECAUSE I'S HOT SAUCE RIGHT BUT A BIG-ASS BOTTLE OF IT WOULD REALLY BE A MESS AND STINK UP THE KITCHEN. SO HERE I AM I FINALLY GOT MY BOTTLE OF FRANK'S OF HOT SAUCE WHICH ONLY TOOK THREE TRIPS TO THE STORE. I GOT IT I BOUGHT IT COOL. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. I LOOK DOWN AND WHAT DO I SEE BUT A NEW REGULAR SIZE BOTTLE OF FRANK'S HOT SAUCE WHICH APPARENTLY I BOUGHT RECENTLY AND FORGET ABOUT COMPLETELY AND I DO MEAN COMPLETELY.

"JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!" I SAYS. THE WIFE COMES INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAYS WHAT'S WRONG AND I SAYS I BOUGHT ENOUGH FRANK'S HOT SAUCE TO LAST ME UNTIL THE SUN GOES NOVA AND SHE SAYS WHY ARE YOU YELLING AND I SAYS BECAUSE I'M OLD APPARENTLY AND CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO BUY GROCERIES!!


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I'M SORRY. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT.

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OH YEAH, THE HOT SAUCE JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!!



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I had to put on my range ear muffs to read that. Thank god I could still listen to music during.

So you got some hot sauce I'm led to understand?

Gotta have some SIGforum BBQ parties!

As far as forgetting shit, join the club.

You should have purchased CHOLULA !

Ok Gramps, let’s get you to bed…

Welcome to geezerville, old timer.

HOLY JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH BATMAN!

Now you can have Franks hot sauce for breakfast,lunch and dinner.

And a few snacks in between.

The sun going nova, will that be before or after the comet?

^^^^Simultaneously, That would be awesome. ^^^^

What you really need is FRANKS RED HOT (Xtra Hot), it’s the schizz.

I put that S on everything!

Snow/ice storm of the decade upon us, and hot sauce didn't cross my mind to get a bottle of until Para's thread. Maybe the old bottle of Crystal will last until Monday when I shovel out.

You may need to make at least one more trip to return it unless you go through returning it what you did getting it.
Now to return it you need to have the big ass bottle and the receipt together for your refund.
Hate to say it but getting old only gets more challenging.

Someone must already be going stir crazy cuz they can’t get outside and into the freezing weather. Lol

Did you forget forget the Spam to again?

When SHTF, you’ll be able to trade the extra bottle for the neighbor girls virginity. Maybe Thursday if the snowpocolypse is as bad as forecast

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Did you forget forget the Spam to again?

Naw, he’s got some old shoe leather to boil into soup. Hence the need for a large bottle of Frank’s.

BYDT. Welcome to the club.

Save the little bottle and refill with the big bottle, I burn thru hot sauce like no tomorrow. Lots of different ones for different foods.