SO I NEEDED SOME FRANK'S HOT SAUCE. I WENT TO THE STORE AND FORGOT TO BUY IT. I SAID DAMN I FORGOT TO BUY FRANK'S HOT SAUCE. I WENT TO THE STORE AND FORGOT TO BUY IT AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ON THE LIST. JESUS OK I'LL GET IT. THE WIFE SAID DON'T FORGET YOUR FRANK'S HOT SAUCE I SAID DON'T WORRY IT'S ON THE LIST. I WENT TO WALMART AND ALL THEY HAD WAS THIS BIG-ASS BOTTLE OF FRANK'S IT WAS SIX DOLLARS I SAID DAMN THAT'S MORE THAN I NEED I'M HERE AND THE HOT SAUCE IS HERE AND I'M GONNA GET IT FINALLY BECAUSE I NEED IT AND THIS IS LIKE THREE TRIPS TO THE STORE AND I KEEP FORGETTING IT SO I PUT IT IN MY BASKET AND I BOUGHT IT. I GET HOME WITH MY BIG-ASS BOTTLE OF FRANK'S HOT SAUCE AND I GO TO PUT IT ON THE FLOOR OF THE PANTRY BECAUSE IT'S A BIG-ASS GLASS BOTTLE AND I DON'T WANT IT TO GET KNOCKED OFF A SHELF AND BREAK AND THEN HAVE HOT SAUCE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. IT WOULD BE BAD ENOUGH WITH A REGULAR SIZE BOTTLE OF HOT SAUCE BECAUSE I'S HOT SAUCE RIGHT BUT A BIG-ASS BOTTLE OF IT WOULD REALLY BE A MESS AND STINK UP THE KITCHEN. SO HERE I AM I FINALLY GOT MY BOTTLE OF FRANK'S OF HOT SAUCE WHICH ONLY TOOK THREE TRIPS TO THE STORE. I GOT IT I BOUGHT IT COOL. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. I LOOK DOWN AND WHAT DO I SEE BUT A NEW REGULAR SIZE BOTTLE OF FRANK'S HOT SAUCE WHICH APPARENTLY I BOUGHT RECENTLY AND FORGET ABOUT COMPLETELY AND I DO MEAN COMPLETELY.
"JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!" I SAYS. THE WIFE COMES INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAYS WHAT'S WRONG AND I SAYS I BOUGHT ENOUGH FRANK'S HOT SAUCE TO LAST ME UNTIL THE SUN GOES NOVA AND SHE SAYS WHY ARE YOU YELLING AND I SAYS BECAUSE I'M OLD APPARENTLY AND CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO BUY GROCERIES!!
Posts: 10326 | Location: Somewhere looking for ammo that nobody has at a place I haven't been to for a pistol I couldn't live without... | Registered: December 02, 2014
Snow/ice storm of the decade upon us, and hot sauce didn't cross my mind to get a bottle of until Para's thread. Maybe the old bottle of Crystal will last until Monday when I shovel out.
Posts: 4038 | Location: Fairfax Co. VA | Registered: August 03, 2015
You may need to make at least one more trip to return it unless you go through returning it what you did getting it. Now to return it you need to have the big ass bottle and the receipt together for your refund. Hate to say it but getting old only gets more challenging.
Posts: 18683 | Location: DFW | Registered: December 26, 2008
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
Posts: 13598 | Location: Florida, Northwest of the Mouse | Registered: November 02, 2008
