Kids say the darndest things!

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July 21, 2024, 02:40 PM

architect

quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
Don’t let them look in your ears.

If they can even find them behind the bushes!

July 21, 2024, 03:07 PM

cparktd

Yes I do... always had it but it flipped over... used to be coming out the top of my head.

Some people spread happiness wherever they go… some whenever they go.

July 21, 2024, 03:31 PM

powermad

I was cutting my sons hair when he was little and he was asking about hair color.
Fair haired is blonde like him, brown is brunette, red hair is crazy and such.
He looked at me and said, yours is old hair like gramma's.
Distinguished, not old.

July 22, 2024, 10:49 AM

gaf

A friend of mine went to dinner with his sister, a single parent of a little boy.
At the restaurant the little guy had to go potty and his uncle took him to the men’s room.
After both doing their business they started to return to the table.
The little guy, in a loud voice, announced to the restaurant that “Uncle Mike peed in the sink.”
He had never been in a men’s room and seen a urinal.

July 22, 2024, 10:51 AM

Pipe Smoker

^^^^

Art to little girl: Do you know how to spell banana?

Little girl: Yes, but I don’t know when to stop.

Serious about crackers.

July 22, 2024, 11:40 AM

markand

Little girl at church was tellng me about how we'll all get perfect bodies when we go to heaven. I agreed, saying my broken pinkie finger wouldn't hurt anymore. She said, "And you'll be thin and have all your hair back."

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.

July 22, 2024, 02:47 PM

Southern Rebel

I was giving piggy-back rides to the granddaughter when she suddenly exclaimed, "Granddaddy, have you been cutting your hair!?" Knowing she had spotted my "solar panel", I explained that God and Mother Nature were giving me haircuts. She frowned hard and then replied, "Well, you had better tell them to stop it - or you are gonna be BALD-HEADED!"

(I should have listened to her - she was right!)

July 22, 2024, 03:49 PM

Fredward

As I flipped thru the channels at my daughter's house, 6 year old Theo chirps up when a bikini clad woman appears on screen. "Mama! Grandpa's watching something inappropriate!" Little snitch.

July 22, 2024, 05:50 PM

CoolRich59

I was taking my 8-year-old grandson for ice cream the other day when he announced for me and anyone within 100 feet that "Grandma is a Boomer!"

When I regained my composure, I asked "What about me?" (I'm a year older than my wife).

He says "No. Not you". I guess with ice cream on the line, he wasn't going to take any chances.

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July 22, 2024, 05:56 PM

pbslinger

My 4 year old grandson Theo caught his second, third, and fourth fish today. He repeated "I love fishing with you grandpa" multiple times. Then he said something no other fisherman ever said as he pulls his bait from near about a four pound bass: "That fish is too heavy"

July 22, 2024, 07:01 PM

wrightd

quote:
Originally posted by CoolRich59:
I was taking my 8-year-old grandson for ice cream the other day when he announced for me and anyone within 100 feet that "Grandma is a Boomer!"

When I regained my composure, I asked "What about me?" (I'm a year older than my wife).

He says "No. Not you". I guess with ice cream on the line, he wasn't going to take any chances.

Ha ! For the win.