There are other videos of him asking questions and she gets so frustrated at him. Hilarious.
January 21, 2018, 01:10 PM
petr
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
January 21, 2018, 01:18 PM
g8rforester
quote:
Originally posted by petr: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
January 21, 2018, 05:32 PM
Eponym
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
January 21, 2018, 05:40 PM
vthoky
^^^^^^
Ellifino!
God bless America.
January 21, 2018, 05:42 PM
Tuckerrnr1
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
January 21, 2018, 05:48 PM
tk13
quote:
Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neak (unique) up on him.
January 21, 2018, 05:51 PM
Tuckerrnr1
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
January 21, 2018, 05:55 PM
tk13
quote:
Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
January 21, 2018, 05:55 PM
egregore
I crossed a retriever dog with a tortoise. It finally brought back the duck I shot last week.
I crossed a stream with a brook. I got my feet wet.
January 21, 2018, 06:02 PM
V-Tail
quote:
What do you call a bear with no ears?
It doesn't matter what you call him. He can't hear you.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
January 21, 2018, 06:02 PM
egregore
January 21, 2018, 06:05 PM
RobLew
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene: A B
There are other videos of him asking questions and she gets so frustrated at him. Hilarious.
My God...is this his sister? No way that's his girlfriend. She's pretty enough, but no way does that make up for the bottomless...dumb. Does not compute for me that someone would stay with someone that. I don't believe the caption.
...that I will support and defend...
January 21, 2018, 06:32 PM
Xtbone97x
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no Johnson?
Still no f’ing eye deer.
January 21, 2018, 07:49 PM
George43
What is Gray and comes in gallons?
Bull Elephants.
A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
January 21, 2018, 07:49 PM
George43
Did you hear about the plastic Surgeon who hung himself?
A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
January 21, 2018, 08:06 PM
darthfuster
How do you get down off of an elephant?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
January 21, 2018, 08:31 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by Eponym: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
A really stupid elephant with a prehensile horn.
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster: How do you get down off of an elephant?
You don't. Down comes from geese.
The other answer is "jump."
Nice is overrated
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