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JWF
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A buh. Big Grin


Just another day in paradise.

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hudr
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That goes in my “dad joke” repertoire. Smile
 
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There are other videos of him asking questions and she gets so frustrated at him. Hilarious.
 
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
 
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?


No eye deer.
 
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
 
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^^^^^^

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?


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How do you catch a unique rabbit?


You neak (unique) up on him.
 
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?


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How do you catch a tame rabbit?


The tame way.
 
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I crossed a retriever dog with a tortoise.
It finally brought back the duck I shot last week.

I crossed a stream with a brook.
I got my feet wet.
 
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
It doesn't matter what you call him. He can't hear you.


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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There are other videos of him asking questions and she gets so frustrated at him. Hilarious.


My God...is this his sister? No way that's his girlfriend. She's pretty enough, but no way does that make up for the bottomless...dumb. Does not compute for me that someone would stay with someone that. I don't believe the caption.


...that I will support
and defend...
 
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What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no Johnson?

Still no f’ing eye deer.
 
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What is Gray and comes in gallons?



Bull Elephants.


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Did you hear about the plastic Surgeon who hung himself?


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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How do you get down off of an elephant?


You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?


A really stupid elephant with a prehensile horn.


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How do you get down off of an elephant?


You don't. Down comes from geese.

The other answer is "jump."




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