I thought this would be fun . Name a few of your fashion faux pas and pet peeves

1. Tucked in shirts while not wearing a belt
2. Socks and sandals
3. Shoes not matching belts
4. Wearing a belt and missing a belt loop
5. Ties that are too long or too short

I don't want to see your draws. Pull up your damn pants.

I guess I need to get some fashion faux pas

Men wearing skinny jeans.

What in the fucking fuck.

Well, I wear Crocs from time to time and there has never been a belt that matches them.
The dictates of fashion are lost on me.
I once had a cat named FoPaws.

1] People wearing hats indoors.
2] People not wearing hats outdoors.
3] Pants that are torn or ripped are to be repaired or thrown away.

I'm fat.

Codpieces

Damn clothes shrinker (aka clothes dryer) making my shirts and pants tight

Budget motel pants (aka pants/shorts with no ball room)

Hot chicks wearing modest apparel

Obese women wearing skin tight clothing

People wearing pajamas to the airport. I'm not saying we should return to the days of men wearing 3 piece suits when flying, but have a little pride and don't leave the house in your pajamas.

For me it's brown shoes with a blue suit.

at some of these pet peeves.

Flip flops on airplanes.

High waist jeans on women (gawd, they're awful).

Sandals

Tucked in shirt with no belt is fine if you're wearing suspenders....

My pet peeves, I guess:

- Ditto those awful high-waisted pants women wear.
- Rompers. Simply loathsome.
- Sloppy ass sweatpants worn as everyday wear.
- Ditto ties of the wrong length, especially too long.

Ass-less chaps.

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Originally posted by drabfour:
Ass-less chaps.

According to Bloomingfield, USACA will do its best to take advantage of the chaps resurgence by publicizing information that will better familiarize the public with the ins and outs of assless chaps.

“For instance, technically all chaps are assless chaps because chaps, by their very nature, have no ass to them,” noted Bloomingfield. “Things like that.”

All chaps are assless. Unless your riding a donkey.

Stores not stocking real people sized clothing. For A lot of us, the off the rack pants are a size too short or a size too long. Example: my inseam is 31 inches. 30 inch length pants are too short and 32 inch too long. With 30 inch I'm high watering and with 32 inch I'm stepping on and wearing out the hem. Shirts too. Necks too small or too large. I get a shirt that fit my neck then the tails hangs like a tent and billows out like a womens old fashioned bustle when tucked in. Screw that shit.

I am the exact opposite of a clothes horse.

As long as it covers the parts the neighbors don't want to see and it's fairly comfortable, I'm good to go.

I do sometimes wonder what the neighbors think as I head down to the barn wearing shorts and mid-calf Muck boots. (Because I can slip them on for a quick trip to the barn and take them off when I get back to the house...)