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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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Good chuckle here, thanks!
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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Now I dont feal so bad...im the wurst spellier evar...I meen that Razz...

That is pretty good (and stolen) Big Grin


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Comic Relief
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Big Grin

I follow this simple rule: i before e, except when it's not.
 
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I'll use the Red Key
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Ok so it is - i before e except after c, and this sentence about Keith




Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
 
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Originally posted by 2012BOSS302:
Ok so it is - i before e except after c, and this sentence about Keith


And also when sounding like "a" as in neighbor and weigh.
But you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say.


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Big Grin I am going to pass this one along.



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Eschew Obfuscation
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Originally posted by 2012BOSS302:
Ok so it is - i before e except after c, and this sentence about Keith


And also when sounding like "a" as in neighbor and weigh.
But you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say.


Brian, what’s the plural for box?

Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of donuts. Big Grin


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No double standards
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Jefferson reportedly commented it's an ill educated man who doesn't know more than one way to spell a word.




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Too clever by half
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Originally posted by 2012BOSS302:
Ok so it is - i before e except after c, and this sentence about Keith


And also when sounding like "a" as in neighbor and weigh.
But you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say seigh .


FIFY




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Shit don't
mean shit
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My name is Keith, and I am a victim. Razz
 
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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H... ah... U... M... O... U... R.

Right?





Nice is overrated

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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Like with many things in the English language, where, for example, vulnerable and invulnerable are opposites but flammable and inflammable are the same, I before E is not a hard and fast rule.
 
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Chip away the stone
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Start at 2:00 if you want to get to the subject at hand:




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X74j1wK_sa0
 
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Thanks, I just sent that to a friend who is a teacher.




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Who brought the chips and dip?


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I use "I before e, except after the sound of soft c, when pronounced like ee". Then I adopted the pronunciations of "eyether", "neyether", and "lehzhure" (which removed 3 exceptions, "either", "neither", and "leisure" from the list. There are still a few exceptions that have to be memorized, but my modified rule eliminates most of them.

flashguy




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Aparently it's no longer taught in schools, because a rule with so many exceptions is hardly a rule.


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Aparently it's no longer taught in schools, because a rule with so many exceptions is hardly a rule.
My version has few exceptions. And just because it's not being taught doesn't mean it's not useful. There is a lot that is not being taught any more that probably should be.

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