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Good chuckle here, thanks! | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Now I dont feal so bad...im the wurst spellier evar...I meen that  ...That is pretty good (and stolen)  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Comic Relief |
I follow this simple rule: i before e, except when it's not. | |||
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Ok so it is - i before e except after c, and this sentence about Keith Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
And also when sounding like "a" as in neighbor and weigh. But you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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I am going to pass this one along.. | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
Brian, what’s the plural for box? Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of donuts. _____________________________________________________________________ “Civilization is not inherited; it has to be learned and earned by each generation anew; if the transmission should be interrupted for one century, civilization would die, and we should be savages again." - Will Durant | |||
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| No double standards |
Jefferson reportedly commented it's an ill educated man who doesn't know more than one way to spell a word. "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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Too clever by half |
FIFY "We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman | |||
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| Shit don't mean shit |
My name is Keith, and I am a victim. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
H... ah... U... M... O... U... R. Right? Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
Like with many things in the English language, where, for example, vulnerable and invulnerable are opposites but flammable and inflammable are the same, I before E is not a hard and fast rule. | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Start at 2:00 if you want to get to the subject at hand: Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X74j1wK_sa0 | |||
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Amateur Astronomer |
Thanks, I just sent that to a friend who is a teacher. Alcohol Tobacco Firearms Who brought the chips and dip? Jim | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
I use "I before e, except after the sound of soft c, when pronounced like ee". Then I adopted the pronunciations of "eyether", "neyether", and "lehzhure" (which removed 3 exceptions, "either", "neither", and "leisure" from the list. There are still a few exceptions that have to be memorized, but my modified rule eliminates most of them. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Certified All Positions |
Aparently it's no longer taught in schools, because a rule with so many exceptions is hardly a rule. Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado |
My version has few exceptions. And just because it's not being taught doesn't mean it's not useful. There is a lot that is not being taught any more that probably should be. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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