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On the passing of Jim Bakker....

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October 06, 2026, 04:29 PM
chbibc
On the passing of Jim Bakker....
I am reminded of this lil' diddy from back in the day, sing it with me!

"Keep it in your pants Jimmy, get down and praise the Lord! You can't go whippin' that thing out whenever you get bored. Keep it in your pants Jimmy, until your dying day. And when you get a woody take it home to Tammy Faye!"


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October 06, 2026, 05:11 PM
229DAK
His misdeeds with Jessica Hahn dethroned him from the pulpit.

His financial misdeeds sent him to prison.

He always seemed sleazy to me.


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“A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.”
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October 06, 2026, 05:17 PM
chbibc
Now every time I hear the news, or pick up a newspaper...

Seems there's always someone new, been sleepin' with Jim Bakker.

Smile


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October 06, 2026, 05:26 PM
dsiets
-" it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”
October 06, 2026, 08:39 PM
BigSwede
Rest in dog shit James


October 06, 2026, 09:01 PM
parabellum
Compared to the crooks, swindlers, con men and charlatans we have today, Bakker was an amateur. Small potatoes.
October 06, 2026, 09:16 PM
Marlin Fan
No loss.
October 06, 2026, 10:21 PM
heydrich
Burning in hell, one day done, eternity to go!


“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.

Is committed to helping to responsibly increase carbon emissions.
October 07, 2026, 04:54 AM
selogic
It's really sad that so many people donated to that charlatan. I remember my own Mother sending money to that idiot Oral Roberts. Money she couldn't afford. His big thing was that God would give you a miracle in your life. Mom never got that miracle ...
October 07, 2026, 07:30 AM
Hound Dog
quote:
Originally posted by selogic:
It's really sad that so many people donated to that charlatan. I remember my own Mother sending money to that idiot Oral Roberts. Money she couldn't afford. His big thing was that God would give you a miracle in your life. Mom never got that miracle ...



Well, we often don’t see results on earth for what we give to The Lord.

Yes, Bakker was a fraud and a crook. However, God sees our hearts. Even though people gave good money to that crook, God will honor our generosity.

God honors us for our hearts and our intent - the fact that your mother donated to a crook is (IMHO, of course) irrelevant. She gave to The Lord. God will/did honor that.

God will/did hold Bakker (and every other crook) accountable for their deception and theft.

We don’t always see on earth what our good honest deeds to The Lord result in. Sometimes, we give and receive a raise, a better job, a financial windfall, etc. Sometimes, things DON’T happen - such as, my car won’t be stolen. My home HVAC won’t die and need replacing. I won’t be laid off.

God repays us in full for our deeds - good and bad. He won’t say “Well, you gave but he was a crook so I won’t bless you.”

I am sorry for your mother being deceived by that charlatan. She was not the only one.

“But do not be deceived - God is not mocked.” Bakker, and others of that kind, can fool man but NOT God Almighty.

God knows/knew your mother’s heart. He is faithful and She will/did receive her due reward for her generosity, even if we didn’t recognize it at the time.

When I get to heaven, only then will I know all that The Lord did and/or prevented on my behalf…



Fear God and Dread Nought
Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher
October 07, 2026, 08:31 AM
parabellum
Oh, yes, Oral Roberts. Now there's a prime example of a charlatan. Witness his intelligence-insulting and blasphemous claim that if people didn't send him money, God was going to call him home. To me, that's as shameless as it gets.
October 07, 2026, 09:01 AM
egregore

October 07, 2026, 09:05 AM
downeastnc1
Years ago I saw Tammy in a Burlington Coat Factory and she looked like Howdy Doody without freckles. 19 coats of makeup.
October 07, 2026, 09:05 AM
HRK
Lived in Tulsa for a while, Oral Roberts had a big impact on that city, whole University it's still a big operation.

I remember ol Jim and Tammy Faye, that woman could cake on the makeup, had forgot the Jessica Hahn story....
October 07, 2026, 02:18 PM
parabellum
All of his good deeds are sullied by his outrageous lie.

He's fortunate that he pulled that stunt in 1987, before the rise of social media. If he were alive today and tried it, he would be mocked mercilessly.

"Oral says if you don't pay up, God's gonna call him Homie."
October 07, 2026, 03:48 PM
chbibc
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Originally posted by parabellum:
Oh, yes, Oral Roberts.


Do you remember The Fundamentally Oral Bill? Big Grin


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October 07, 2026, 03:48 PM
selogic
I had forgotten about the plea for donations or I'm going to die. He used to sell Holy Water and various little trinkets to raise funds. I still have a crucifix that Mom got from Oral's fleecing operation .
October 07, 2026, 09:09 PM
sunburn
When Baker was released from prison he said he never felt closer to Jesus.
Actually it was HayZoos his large Dominican cellmate.


Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
October 08, 2026, 07:57 AM
mrapteam666
quote:
It's really sad that so many people donated to that charlatan. I remember my own Mother sending money to that idiot Oral Roberts. Money she couldn't afford. His big thing was that God would give you a miracle in your life. Mom never got that miracle ..



My paternal grandmother donated an unknown amount to the PTL Club (and possibly to Jerry Falwell). I remember being at their duplex that they rented up near Ohio State, when my dad was looking for something and found all the cashed checks. He went ballistic.

It was a lot of money, and to be honest they did not have a pot to piss in.

(Well, our status would be what you would have called lower middle class or upper lower class)