My washing machine has a device that removes buttons from my shirts and uses them to shoot holes in my socks.

The BEST bowl of cereal is the LAST one that comes out of the box. All the good stuff is in the bottom of every box.

^^^I wouldn't because my kids insist on opening everything from the bottom.

I find inventory for advertisments and displays in my spare time.

One of the things we go through a lot of are old shoes since anything newer is likely to go missing.

I traded in my old pair of moccasins and cowboy boots for a new pair of moccasins and cowboy boots last week.

Haven't had to buy any for several years and today I got paid $350 for wearing them.

Good times.

Happy birthday to Nancy Sinatra! She is 86 today.