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Thanks, worth the effort. 9. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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ha there's some good ones there | |||
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Buy high and sell "low" |
Hahahahahaaaa Wife says to her programmer husband, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread. Archerman | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
I like this one: 7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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23. My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said "40" I'm embarrassed to admit that it took several seconds for that to sink in. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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I'm a helicopter! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Not from the list, but another logician joke: Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says “I don’t know.” The second logician says “I don’t know.” The third logician says “Yes!” The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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I had to read that one twice before it sank in. Meanwhile, I still don't get #6. Anyone? What am I missing? | |||
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He wasn't going to talk about the elephant in the room. | |||
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Yeah there are! | |||
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Ah, thanks. | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
me too, both counts, embarrassed and more than a few seconds.  _______________________ | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
This one made me laugh hard Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Glorious SPAM! |
Those are good! Gave me a good chuckle. 2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. | |||
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| Alea iacta est |
What do we want? Time travel! When do we want to it? Irrelevant. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Toilet stolen from police station, cops have nothing to go on. P226 9 mm P229 .357 SIG Glock 17 AR15 Spikes - Noveske - Daniel Defense Frankenbuild | |||
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What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws? outlaws are wanted! SigP229R Harry Callahan "A man has got to know his limitations". Teddy Roosevelt "Talk soft carry a big stick" I Cor10: 13 "1611KJV" | |||
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