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A Grateful American
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Last known transmission from Beresheet.

"...חישוב מחדש... חישוב מחדש"

(jk)




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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"Look Daveed, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."
-Transmission just received from the Israeli spacecraft.

Bruce






"The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." -Douglas Adams

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Sorry to hear of the failure but succeed they’ll make a successful shot soon.


quote:
Originally posted by RNshooter:
"And I want to help you."
-Transmission just received from the Israeli spacecraft.


After another request from Israeli Mission Control:

“I’m sorry Daveed. I can’t do that.”


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"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam (I will either find a way or make one)." -- Hannibal Barca
 
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quote:
Originally posted by straightshooter1:
I hate being old and slow. Had to read Para's post about the woods several times to figure it out.

Bob
I must be older and slower. Someone should explain it to me.
 
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On the wrong side of
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Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by straightshooter1:
I hate being old and slow. Had to read Para's post about the woods several times to figure it out.

Bob
I must be older and slower. Someone should explain it to me.


Does a bear shit in the woods?
A play on words.
Smile Took me a few minutes to pick it up too.




 
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