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I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back I'll be repossessed. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
Ha, short but sweet.  ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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Yes; the amusement/time factor is pretty high. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
A friend of mine,Jim, is a devout Roman Catholic. Terrible things kept happening in his life. I mean really terrible things. Despondent, he went to his priest and confessor and said "Father, my life is one catastrophe after another. I'm at my wits end. Surely I'm possessed of a demon. I think I need an exorcism." The priest, a kindly, much older man looks at Jim and replies "James, you're married." Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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I told the wife that I paid full up for her to cremate me when I pass, she made an appointment for me next wednesday Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
I was attacked by a midget. I remember very little about it. | |||
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lol- I enjoyed it. Thanks, Jim! | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
I'm going to the zoo to see llamas. It's going to be a long drive, so alpaca lunch. | |||
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Raptorman |
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says to the bartender, "I'll have some H20." The second one says, "I'll have some H20, too." The seconds chemist dies. However, he paid double. Why? ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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He drank H2O2, Hydrogen Peroxide. But it probably wouldn't kill him. It might make him sick of the stomach. . | |||
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| Something wild is loose  |
H2O2 = fatal. And he owed two. Bada bing. "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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| Evil Asian Member |
You know what happens when you cross a loan shark with an exorcist? Beats the hell out of me. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
^ ^ ^ ^ Haaaaa! When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Raptorman |
He paid peroxide. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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