That search was a crappy job, but someone had to do it
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343 - Never Forget
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August 29, 2017, 04:38 PM
Leemur
Woman! Money don't just fall out my...wait.
August 29, 2017, 04:42 PM
Gustofer
$1000? In $20s? That boy must've done time previously.
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August 29, 2017, 04:44 PM
beltfed21
Remember this the next time you handle cash.......
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August 29, 2017, 04:48 PM
Sigmanic
Additionally....I just noticed....the man's name is "Stokes". Don't it figure.
August 29, 2017, 04:49 PM
arfmel
Bummer, man.
August 29, 2017, 04:58 PM
Fredward
Where you say that scale was?
August 29, 2017, 05:10 PM
Copefree
I always keep stuff there if my pockets are full.
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August 29, 2017, 05:17 PM
Sailor1911
I tell ya, that Paltroon he just shits $20 bills.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
August 29, 2017, 05:45 PM
Sig2340
If money is simply falling out of his anus, the anal sphincter must be so stretched out as to be useless. Dude needs one of these:
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
August 29, 2017, 05:51 PM
LS1 GTO
So what we're saying here is the man had a butt load of cash on him?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
August 29, 2017, 06:07 PM
mcrimm
Fart me a Fortune....Great name for a game show.
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August 29, 2017, 09:08 PM
CNYTX11
I wear long ass gloves when counting cash. One member of my team actually contracted an infection from counting cash via an open cut by his fingernail bed.
Nasty stuff..... three weeks of antibiotics for his trouble.
So they arrested him, took him in and never took the cash off him before transport?? Did they handcuff him or just ignored the fact he had his pants down and was stuffing his butt with cash? He managed to stuff 50+ bills up his butt while being transported and no one noticed until they processed him at the jail?
I know I'm missing something here.
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August 29, 2017, 09:32 PM
tgtshuter
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340: If money is simply falling out of his anus, the anal sphincter must be so stretched out as to be useless. Dude needs one of these:
I'd like to meet the genius who thought that up! That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!
I literally LOL'd!!
August 29, 2017, 09:41 PM
mrbill345
E-Trade user?
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August 29, 2017, 10:24 PM
zoom6zoom
Redefining the A in "ATM"
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
August 29, 2017, 10:28 PM
bubbatime
When I was an intake deputy, a guy came in with a peanut butter jar full of drugs, stuffed up his rear.
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August 30, 2017, 06:05 AM
mrbill345
ER Nurses have had many encounters of odd objects placed rectally. Once had a guy show up with a turkey baster stuffed up his rear.
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