Well, not quite killed him, just made him very uncomfortable with all the money falling out of his ass...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017...-1000-in-rectum.html

That search was a crappy job, but someone had to do it

Woman! Money don't just fall out my...wait.

$1000? In $20s? That boy must've done time previously.

Remember this the next time you handle cash.......

Additionally....I just noticed....the man's name is "Stokes". Don't it figure.

Bummer, man.

Where you say that scale was?

I always keep stuff there if my pockets are full.

I tell ya, that Paltroon he just shits $20 bills.

If money is simply falling out of his anus, the anal sphincter must be so stretched out as to be useless. Dude needs one of these:

So what we're saying here is the man had a butt load of cash on him?

Fart me a Fortune....Great name for a game show.

I wear long ass gloves when counting cash. One member of my team actually contracted an infection from counting cash via an open cut by his fingernail bed.

Nasty stuff..... three weeks of antibiotics for his trouble.

So they arrested him, took him in and never took the cash off him before transport?? Did they handcuff him or just ignored the fact he had his pants down and was stuffing his butt with cash? He managed to stuff 50+ bills up his butt while being transported and no one noticed until they processed him at the jail?

I know I'm missing something here.

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Originally posted by Sig2340:
If money is simply falling out of his anus, the anal sphincter must be so stretched out as to be useless. Dude needs one of these:

I'd like to meet the genius who thought that up! That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!

I literally LOL'd!!

E-Trade user?

Redefining the A in "ATM"

When I was an intake deputy, a guy came in with a peanut butter jar full of drugs, stuffed up his rear.

ER Nurses have had many encounters of odd objects placed rectally. Once had a guy show up with a turkey baster stuffed up his rear.