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Baroque Bloke |
“The first symptoms of contracting coronavirus are fever, dry throat and fatigue.” Reading that, I decided to check, and record, my temperature early each morning. I don’t have a fever thermometer. No doubt I could find one on Amazon. But I figure: Why bother? I already have a fast-response Kizen digital food thermometer with 0.1 °F resolution, and a “hold” feature, so I use that. I’ve calibrated it, and it seems quite accurate. But I figure that good resolution and repeatability are even more important than accuracy. I watch for day-to-day changes. The only downside of using this this device for a fever thermometer is that its probe is moderately sharp, so I have to be careful sticking it under my tongue. Serious about crackers | ||
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Oriental Redneck |
Come on, man. Another fucking Corona thread? Q | |||
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thin skin can't win |
Of course. In spite of hosts having to lock 2-10 a day, folks just don't get it. Maybe this was intended as humor. I think I'll get my BBQ temp probe and just keep it in my mouth and set alarm to 100.4 on phone. How'd I do? You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Ammoholic |
They multiple like viruses. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Mensch |
My Corona My Corona Ooh, my little pretty one, pretty one When you gonna give me some (time, Corona?) Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run Gun it coming off of the (line Corona) Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, ay, ay, woah! M-m-m-my Corona My Corona Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh Close enough to look in my eyes, Corona Keeping it a mystery gets to me Running down the length of my thighs, Corona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, ay, ay, woah! M-m-m-my Corona M-m-m-my Corona Na, na, na, na, na-na My Corona When you gonna get to me, get to me It is just a matter of (time Corona) Is it… ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Maybe try a food and Corona thread next? Ppl might think it's the beer and let it slide. | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
Try rectal, its more accurate...  _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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This Space for Rent |
We have a temple thermometer from CVS. So far it has been reading my temp within range. We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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Nosce te ipsum |
A guy behind me in line at the grocery store yesterday afternoon clearly had not gotten the message about social distancing. Throat tats for him, accompanied by a gloved Asian daughter(in-law?) or GF with whom he was vaguely flirting. Yes, I did check my temp, to begin a base line. 97.6˚F Sinus pressure and allergies, mild sore throat, are common this time of 'tween seasons. Windows open or shut ... still going into the 40s and 30s at night. | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
Sweet. ANOTHER corona virus thread. Some of you guys have become obsessed. | |||
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Member |
Oh come on man. Fox News said this morning the DEATH TOLL HAS SOARED PAST 8000!!!! ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
Dry throat and fatigue? Nuts I've had COVID-19 for a year then.  | |||
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Comic Relief |
^^^ Yup. I'm fatigued at bedtime. Sometimes when I wake my throat is dry. I must have had COVID-19, off and, on for 40 years now. | |||
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Member |
GOOD GOD AMEN!!!!  Any excuse to use this GIF...I think Krysten is hawt!!  "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
I asked my doc what the difference was between an oral and rectal thermometer.... . . . . . . He said "the taste"... <rimshot> What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
One nurse asked another “Why do you have a rectal thermometer behind your ear”? She paused, frowned and exclaimed “Damn it, some asshole has my pen again!” | |||
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