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How about some really stupid 3rd grade jokes?
April 06, 2017, 11:38 AM
Jim ShugartHow about some really stupid 3rd grade jokes?
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 06, 2017, 11:50 AM
AudioholicThe teacher asks:
"Davy? What sound does a cow make?" "Moo"
"And Alice, what sound does a cat make?" "Meow."
"And Little Johnny, what sound does a mouse make?" "Click!"
"Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard April 06, 2017, 02:54 PM
SilentHow many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10 tickles!
Silent
April 06, 2017, 03:10 PM
Jim ShugartQ: What is the plural of octopus?
A: Hexadecapus.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 06, 2017, 04:32 PM
ajm10If April showers bring May Flaowers, what do May Flowers bring?........Pilgrims!!
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April 06, 2017, 04:37 PM
heisriznHow do you fix a tuba?
Tuba glue!
Why was the King only a foot tall?
Is is a ruler.
Knock, knock.
Whose there?
I eat Mop
I eat Mop who? Hehe
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April 06, 2017, 04:52 PM
stiabHere's the
best one ever!Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
A. "Men, get in the boat."
"While not every Democrat is a horse thief, every horse thief is a Democrat." HORACE GREELEY
April 06, 2017, 05:21 PM
clubleaf206A beautiful woman decides to move to America from France, she is standing at the curb, after arriving in the US, waiting for a cab, when a man sees her and pulls up to the curb in his convertible.
"Hey, baby, you want a ride?" he says.
"Oui, oui!" she tells him.
"Oh, yeah, not in my new car you don't!" and speeds off.
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"....imitate the action of the Tiger."
April 06, 2017, 05:34 PM
Mr.WonderfulQ Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas April 06, 2017, 05:50 PM
TMatsWhat's black and white and red all over?
A wounded nun
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April 06, 2017, 05:59 PM
egregoreWhy didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It couldn't. Without muscles, tendons, nerves and a brain to control them, skeletons are incapable of walking.
April 06, 2017, 06:37 PM
DitchDoctor911quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?
A wounded nun
I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.
April 06, 2017, 06:46 PM
TMatsquote:
Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?
A wounded nun
I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.
That one (as I remember) goes:
What's black and white, and black and white, and black and white...
What's black, sits in a tree, and is extremely dangerous?
A crow with a machine gun
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April 06, 2017, 06:59 PM
msfzoeQ: A large moron and a petite moron were perched on the edge of a precipice.
The diminutive moron fell off.
Why did didn't his larger college fall.
A: He had more on.
April 06, 2017, 07:02 PM
egregoreWhat's black and always in the back of a police car?
The seat.
April 06, 2017, 07:10 PM
KShooterWhats brown and sticky?
A stick
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I'm a right wing, anti-illegal, pro-life, gun owning, straight, white, college educated, politically informed, conservative, Christian male. Liberals hate me.
April 06, 2017, 07:24 PM
TXJIMWhat goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and Sticky?
A stick of gum.
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April 06, 2017, 07:38 PM
bertoWhat did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
April 06, 2017, 08:42 PM
elmerHow much corn did the chicken eat?
A peck or two
April 06, 2017, 09:21 PM
Jimbo JonesA penguin with a sunburn is also an acceptable answer.
quote:
Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?
A wounded nun
I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.
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