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Political Cynic |
Communism Explained A journalist interviews a farmer: "If you have two bungalows, are you willing to give one to the country?" The farmer, without hesitation, said, "Sure! For communism!" Journalist: "If you have two tractors, will you give one to the country?" Farmer: "Of course! For the better development of our country!" Journalist: "If you have two million bucks, will you give one million to the country?" Farmer: "Yes! For the livelihood of our comrades!" Journalist: "If you have two cows, will you give one to the country?" The farmer keeps silent, looking at the journalist, so the journalist asks again: "Will you?" The farmer answers firmly, "No". The journalist is confused: "You are so generous about money and houses and tractors, but why do you draw the line at cows?" "Because," says the farmer, "I've actually got two cows." | ||
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Shaman |
Who wins when 2 capitalists exchange goods and services? They both do.  He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
Yes, it's easy to be generous with other people's money... It's a politicians stock-in-trade. "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Margaret Thatcher — 'The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.' | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
How the commies think.  "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| More persistent than capable |
What did Communists use before candles? Electricity Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever. | |||
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