Please submit your High School yearbooks to the SIGforum Office of Waiver Enforcement, and be prepared to confess your thought-crimes

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February 06, 2019, 12:22 PM

6guns

Please submit your High School yearbooks to the SIGforum Office of Waiver Enforcement, and be prepared to confess your thought-crimes

Shit, I saw this coming....

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February 06, 2019, 12:22 PM

gunnutty

Oh no I sent a request for info to the KKK as a project for political science in high school. I'm doomed I tell you doomed. Farewell dear friends it was fun while it lasted!!!!

February 06, 2019, 12:24 PM

Georgeair

quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
rich Jew

It's ok, now we'll just use your post to lambast you.

February 06, 2019, 12:24 PM

Ozarkwoods

Oh I was in a pic of me drinking what looked like beer at senior skip day.....I don’t recall if it was beer or foamy lemonade.

February 06, 2019, 12:27 PM

asonie

Do you need the TSMF-2019 filled out in blue or blank ink? Or No. 2 pencil?

February 06, 2019, 12:28 PM

SpinZone

My high scool year books were lost ln a boating accident.

I don't think there is any surviving evidence of my possible participation as an indigenous american in a 6th grade thanksgiving play so I will deny it. Should evidence be discovered I reserve the right to apologize and blame the honest mistake on climate change.

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February 06, 2019, 12:29 PM

BamaJeepster

quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods:
Oh I was in a pic of me drinking what looked like beer at senior skip day.....I don’t recall if it was beer or foamy lemonade.

"Don't recall"?

We have ways of making you recall!!

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- John Adams

February 06, 2019, 12:30 PM

Patrick-SP2022

I can confirm I slathered on a bit of white shoe polish to enhance my already pasty complexion.

If you edited the B&W picture and inverted the tones, it might look like I was wearing blackface.
I assure you, this was not the case, and it is not even me in the photo.

I'll forward the TSMF-2019 under separate cover.

February 06, 2019, 12:36 PM

Ozarkwoods

quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods:
Oh I was in a pic of me drinking what looked like beer at senior skip day.....I don’t recall if it was beer or foamy lemonade.

"Don't recall"?

We have ways of making you recall!!

At the time of the picture I don’t think I knew if it was Coors from a keg or foamy piss....wait Coors has been described as tasting like foamy piss....not my words

February 06, 2019, 12:38 PM

Fredward

Sorry, you actually have to attend high school to get one of those, and, uh....GED guys don't get them. But they often get GI benefits.

February 06, 2019, 12:42 PM

M-11

I think I lost mine in a boating accident. Unless it's the coffee table book sized lump in the basement covered in green/black spots.

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February 06, 2019, 12:42 PM

Southflorida-law

I'm clean, but my daughter is hosed for ever running for public office, she was Tiger Lily in her 5th grade school production of Peter Pan. A blatant cultural appropriation violation.

February 06, 2019, 12:44 PM

gpbst3

I was home schooled. Do I need to submit my family photo album?

February 06, 2019, 12:45 PM

Top Gun Supply

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I'm gonna need the green card from the back of your Waiver, along with a copy of form TSMF-2019 (filled out completely) and your High School yearbooks, along with a list of any wigs and shoe polish you have in your home at this time.

Confess your thought-crimes. Purge yourself of your evil.

Or else

I already knew you were going to request this, so I shipped said items. Check your mailbox.

February 06, 2019, 12:46 PM

just1tym

My dog ate mine

February 06, 2019, 12:50 PM

KevinCW

Submitted in triplicate?

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February 06, 2019, 12:54 PM

sjtill

Someone once offered to buy mine, but only because there was a fuzzy photo of Jerry Garcia in it.

Apparently there's a market among Deadheads.
"Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia!"

February 06, 2019, 12:55 PM

parabellum

quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods:
Oh I was in a pic of me drinking what looked like beer at senior skip day.....I don’t recall if it was beer or foamy lemonade.
We have ways of making you recall!!

Victor Mature under the light, Laird Cregar as the cop grilling him. I Wake Up Screaming, a 1941 proto-noir from Fox Studios.

And I didn't have to look up any of that, thank you.

And he didn't do it

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February 06, 2019, 12:56 PM

RHINOWSO

quote:
Originally posted by KevinCW:
Submitted in triplicate?

With fingerprint card and DNA swab.

February 06, 2019, 12:57 PM

M-11

quote:
Originally posted by Top Gun Supply:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I'm gonna need the green card from the back of your Waiver, along with a copy of form TSMF-2019 (filled out completely) and your High School yearbooks, along with a list of any wigs and shoe polish you have in your home at this time.

Confess your thought-crimes. Purge yourself of your evil.

Or else

I already knew you were going to request this, so I shipped said items. Check your mailbox.

Ha! Perfect!