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I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year... Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s planning to get me something. The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet may have been because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. Serious about crackers | ||
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 God bless America. | |||
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Good ones! The third one hits home as my daughter is a pharmacist! | |||
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Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Maybe someone got married twice. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Well, there was a story last year about some wacky woman in Seattle wanting to marry a building... | |||
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Well maybe everyone in that building was sleeping with her? NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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After being asked my birthday 4 times in the last hour by the Urgent Care staff, I asked them what they were getting me for my birthday.  "We're just making sure who you are."Well, ya don't say. :rolleyes | |||
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Two thumbs up. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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