Now THAT's the christening I need for my 1301...............
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November 18, 2023, 11:04 AM
flesheatingvirus
That would be the perfect time to test my new home defense strategy- answering the door with a resounding war cry while holding an MP5, naked and covered with cream cheese.
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November 18, 2023, 11:25 AM
Stlhead
What’s the war cry for?
November 18, 2023, 12:31 PM
Balzé Halzé
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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus: That would be the perfect time to test my new home defense strategy- answering the door with a resounding war cry while holding an MP5, naked and covered with cream cheese.
Leeroy Jenkins!!!
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November 18, 2023, 03:08 PM
Patriot
It looks like Esther coming for Fred Sanford.
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November 18, 2023, 03:09 PM
dave7378
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus: That would be the perfect time to test my new home defense strategy- answering the door with a resounding war cry while holding an MP5, naked and covered with cream cheese.
Originally posted by Stlhead: What’s the war cry for?
Because why not? It seems like the perfect situation for a war cry. I feel like, if you have to ask, you just won't understand.
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé: Leeroy Jenkins!!!
LMAO
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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
November 18, 2023, 06:06 PM
wrightd
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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus: That would be the perfect time to test my new home defense strategy- answering the door with a resounding war cry while holding an MP5, naked and covered with cream cheese.
That would work great except that the perp was smoking crack. But either way it would be much better than opening the door and saying hello may I help you.
Good lord, that was creepy shit. I've called 911 in other cities, not for myself, but for stuff going down around me, and I've had several situations when 911 never picked up. The fact they they didn't answer was more disconcerting in some ways than the crime or danger I was attempting to report.
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November 18, 2023, 06:14 PM
wrightd
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Originally posted by parabellum: ...and the necessity of being armed.
Very good reminder Para, thanks. Consider oneself lucky if 911 is fast enough in really bad situations. In many places and circumstances it's practically somewhere between too late and useless.
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November 18, 2023, 06:41 PM
gearhounds
The days of leaving the door unlocked are sadly mostly behind us… unless you’re this guy.
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November 18, 2023, 06:45 PM
Russ59
This isn’t severe enough for Oakland PD to respond.
Our company office is next to Lake Merritt in downtown Oakland. I used to go in one day every other week. No once a year and between 10am to 2pm. Park across the street and then I roll.
The place is a genuine hellhole. It’s a failed state, a war zone.
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November 18, 2023, 06:47 PM
RogueJSK
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Originally posted by gearhounds: The days of leaving the door unlocked are sadly mostly behind us…
Mostly?
They've been totally gone - long gone - for decades.
And yet, there's still a shocking number of idiots out there today who leave their houses and cars unlocked because "I live in a good area and I've always done that and never had any problems (until right now)!"
November 18, 2023, 07:06 PM
honestlou
That might call for answering the door with a flamethrower.
Seriously, I recently bought some Ring products. I’ve only put up the doorbell and a camera in the garage, but I also have some floodlight cams to replace floodlights outside.
The Ring app chimes and notifies me when there is someone at the door or at the garage. I very much like being notified.
For years I’ve had an alarm system which gives me some comfort in the “stay” mode, as it will activate if a door or window is breached. But I really like the notice the cameras give before any potential breach.
November 18, 2023, 07:20 PM
dsiets
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Originally posted by dave7378:
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé: Leeroy Jenkins!!!
LOL. God Damn it Leroy.
Nerds! Lol Maybe adjust volume down.
November 19, 2023, 04:45 PM
HRK
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus: That would be the perfect time to test my new home defense strategy- answering the door with a resounding war cry while holding an MP5, naked and covered with cream cheese.
MP5 ? Only correct response is “Ho Ho Ho, now I have a machine gun!”
November 19, 2023, 06:52 PM
cwelch
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Originally posted by HRK:
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus: That would be the perfect time to test my new home defense strategy- answering the door with a resounding war cry while holding an MP5, naked and covered with cream cheese.
I don't know how many hours I wasted on WOW over the years. Now it's Black Desert Online.
November 20, 2023, 08:05 AM
Timdogg6
OMG that was hilarious!! LEEEROOOOY!!!!
I've never seen that until today. Can't wait till my son wakes up to show him.
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