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Read this report (synopsis) this morning:

"...officers responded, took the male into custody, the male resisted with officers and ended up needing medical clearance."

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Here's one from a local paper police blotter ...A caller reported at 7:14 p.m. that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Bank Street. Officers responded and learned that the person was calling a cat that is named "Help".



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Here's one from a local paper police blotter ...A caller reported at 7:14 p.m. that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Bank Street. Officers responded and learned that the person was calling a cat that is named "Help".


Can the police sue a citizen for that? Or arrest for disturbing the peace...again?


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Can the police sue a citizen for that? Or arrest for disturbing the peace...again?


Sounds like the typical call in suburbia. Listen to the police scanners.
 
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