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Any guesses as to why he's arrested before reading the story?  I'm thinking of going with this hair/beard combo for next big staff meeting... “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | ||
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Larry of the Three Stooges? | |||
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Or Bozo the Clown w/o makeup? _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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For a minute, I thought that was the belligerent squirrel! | |||
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Someone has been feeding the sqirrel meth. | |||
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Wasn't he in the opening scene of Patch Adams? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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I used to go to the Drive IN movies in Lenoir City. Guy looks like most of the other patrons who frequented the place. It was before meth, when moonshine was the drug of choice. | |||
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Hahaha. My first thought also. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Well, I was gonna go with “he’s crazy” and then the other shoe dropped. Yep, meth happens. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Ahahahahahahahaha!!!  _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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“belligerent squirrel”. Sounds like some kinda home brewed beer, or a metal band "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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The mere sight of this dude would turn any squirrel surly. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Is anyone else trying to imagine the interaction this guy thought took place purely for their own amusement? No? Just me? Alright then. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Yes it does.  Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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I'd vote for him. | |||
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So, was there even a squirrel when the cops got there? | |||
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I'm compelled to have sympathy for any addict. I hope he finds a way to beat what is preventing him from having a happy life. Best of luck to him. | |||
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Meth and squirrels... I swear there’s a connection. “ Man accused of training meth-fueled ‘attack squirrel’ posts video with squirrel on Facebook” https://www.google.com/amp/s/f...ring-a-squirrel/amp/ “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Nuts! | |||
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I was surprised to see there was no "Florida Man" in the title. CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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