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BamaJeepster
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Any guesses as to why he's arrested before reading the story?



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Larry of the Three Stooges?
 
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Or Bozo the Clown w/o makeup?


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For a minute, I thought that was the belligerent squirrel!
 
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Someone has been feeding the sqirrel meth.
 
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Wasn't he in the opening scene of Patch Adams?



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I used to go to the Drive IN movies in Lenoir City. Guy looks like most of the other patrons who frequented the place. It was before meth, when moonshine was the drug of choice.
 
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Or Bozo the Clown w/o makeup?


Hahaha. My first thought also.


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Well, I was gonna go with “he’s crazy” and then the other shoe dropped. Yep, meth happens.


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For a minute, I thought that was the belligerent squirrel!



Ahahahahahahahaha!!! Big Grin


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“belligerent squirrel”. Sounds like some kinda home brewed beer, or a metal band


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The mere sight of this dude would turn any squirrel surly.


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Is anyone else trying to imagine the interaction this guy thought took place purely for their own amusement? No? Just me? Alright then. Big Grin


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“belligerent squirrel”. Sounds like some kinda home brewed beer, or a metal band


Yes it does. Smile


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I'd vote for him.
 
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So, was there even a squirrel when the cops got there?
 
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I'm compelled to have sympathy for any addict. I hope he finds a way to beat what is preventing him from having a happy life. Best of luck to him.
 
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Meth and squirrels... I swear there’s a connection.

“ Man accused of training meth-fueled ‘attack squirrel’ posts video with squirrel on Facebook”


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Nuts!



 
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I was surprised to see there was no "Florida Man" in the title.


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