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Man calls cops due to 'belligerent squirrel' preventing him from using his boat dock. Man ends up arrested.

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December 16, 2019, 07:26 PM
BamaJeepster
Man calls cops due to 'belligerent squirrel' preventing him from using his boat dock. Man ends up arrested.
Any guesses as to why he's arrested before reading the story?



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December 16, 2019, 07:33 PM
hurstolds1
Larry of the Three Stooges?
December 16, 2019, 07:35 PM
229DAK
Or Bozo the Clown w/o makeup?


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December 16, 2019, 07:36 PM
Gene Hillman
For a minute, I thought that was the belligerent squirrel!
December 16, 2019, 07:56 PM
oldbill123
Someone has been feeding the sqirrel meth.
December 16, 2019, 08:00 PM
Rightwire
Wasn't he in the opening scene of Patch Adams?



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December 16, 2019, 08:59 PM
ZSMICHAEL
I used to go to the Drive IN movies in Lenoir City. Guy looks like most of the other patrons who frequented the place. It was before meth, when moonshine was the drug of choice.
December 16, 2019, 09:08 PM
PowerSurge
quote:
Originally posted by 229DAK:
Or Bozo the Clown w/o makeup?


Hahaha. My first thought also.


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December 16, 2019, 09:10 PM
P220 Smudge
Well, I was gonna go with “he’s crazy” and then the other shoe dropped. Yep, meth happens.


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December 16, 2019, 09:49 PM
craglawnmanor
quote:
Originally posted by Gene Hillman:
For a minute, I thought that was the belligerent squirrel!



Ahahahahahahahaha!!! Big Grin


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December 16, 2019, 10:20 PM
MikeinNC
“belligerent squirrel”. Sounds like some kinda home brewed beer, or a metal band


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December 16, 2019, 10:24 PM
YooperSigs
The mere sight of this dude would turn any squirrel surly.


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December 16, 2019, 10:46 PM
P220 Smudge
Is anyone else trying to imagine the interaction this guy thought took place purely for their own amusement? No? Just me? Alright then. Big Grin


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December 16, 2019, 10:53 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
“belligerent squirrel”. Sounds like some kinda home brewed beer, or a metal band


Yes it does. Smile


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December 16, 2019, 11:24 PM
blueye
I'd vote for him.
December 16, 2019, 11:34 PM
Il Cattivo
So, was there even a squirrel when the cops got there?
December 17, 2019, 03:00 AM
pbslinger
I'm compelled to have sympathy for any addict. I hope he finds a way to beat what is preventing him from having a happy life. Best of luck to him.
December 17, 2019, 05:31 AM
gearhounds
Meth and squirrels... I swear there’s a connection.

“ Man accused of training meth-fueled ‘attack squirrel’ posts video with squirrel on Facebook”


https://www.google.com/amp/s/f...ring-a-squirrel/amp/



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December 17, 2019, 06:57 AM
.38supersig
Nuts!



December 17, 2019, 07:19 AM
HayesGreener
I was surprised to see there was no "Florida Man" in the title.


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