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Joke for a Thursday - "Tony's Last Dance"

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July 21, 2022, 10:16 AM
h2oys
Joke for a Thursday - "Tony's Last Dance"
Today is Tony’s birthday, so his wife decided to surprise him and takes him to a Strip Club…

At the Club..

Doorman: Hey Tony! How are you?

Wife: How does he know you?

Tony: We play golf together!

Bartender: The usual beer Tony?

Wife: And how does he know you?

Tony: He’s on the bowling team!

Hot Stripper: The special lap dance again Tony?

The wife storms out ….dragging Tony with her, into a taxi!

Taxi driver: Hey Tony…You picked an ugly one this time….same hotel?

Tomorrow is Tony's funeral…..
July 21, 2022, 10:20 AM
Jimbo54
Big Grin Big Grin

Jim


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July 21, 2022, 11:07 AM
Texas Bob C.
Good one.
July 21, 2022, 01:03 PM
HRK
Bada-Bing!
July 21, 2022, 01:39 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
Bada-Bing!


Bada-BOOM!!





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July 21, 2022, 02:09 PM
konata88
LOL! Smile



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